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Yeah, it works when yall wanna be a weird daddy issue abuse cult. But as soon as galactic civilizations come into play, you need to have a Reconstituted Sith Order era structure.

The RSE Sith Order is a serious institution, unlike whatever tf Sidious got going on in the Galactic Empire.

Like Darth Vader wouldve been an incredible Emperor's Wrath. It wouldve made him and Palpatine's dynamic less toxic and abusive if Vader was allowed to be in a role that worked for him.

But befause the Rule of Two has zero nuance and was created to only destroy the Jedi and not run an Empire. You have poor Anakin having to juggle Emperor's Wrath, Sith Apprentice, manage a bunch of Sith Assassins (Inquisitors), and whatever bullshit Sidious needs done.

How the fuck was he supposed to even learn how to take Sidious' place when Vader has zero time to do any learning?

And like Vader realistically cant, so Sidious starts hating his ass and Vader starts getting disillusioned and is miserable. Whole time, this is Sidious' fault.

But Sidious for as shady as he is, is a weak as fuck Sith. It's easy to be the strongest mf in a two person game. His ass dont want to share power or have to protect his spot in any way, and that ends up being his demise. Like I love him to death, but he couldn't have survived the RSE Sith Order.

Mf probably wouldve quit during the Recruit phase when a Sith Master electrocuted tf out him for whatever reason.

Literally, he wouldn't even have to replace Vader, he just needs to be a competent leader and put Vader in the role that he'd work best in.

If Sidious had just used the mfs he already had around him and established a Dark Council, the Rebels wouldnt have won. Like Maul wouldve been a fantastic Dark Councilor of the Sphere of Imperial Intelligence. He already has underworld connections and insight.

Like if some random Sith Lord from the Reconstituted Sith Empire saw Sidious discard Maul, they'd be floored bc why would you reject somebody who can get shit done and has gotten shit done? Maul would have

Literally everybody from Dooku to Ventress who Sidious decides to backstab bc the Rule of Two serves his power addiction wouldve been great to have in his Galactic Empire.

"Oh but infighting" yeah bro you have a lot of intelligent and efficient people in the same organization and theyll butt heads. Mfs forgot that the OG Sith Order was a W2 job and not a daddy issue abuse cult lol

Something to keep in mind with 85 days until the midterms.

but YOU. you see children deliberately choosing to consume adult contents and say "oh no we need more children's space, and in doing so, we must ban and censor adult contents FROM ADULTS' SPACE that children deliberately choose to be in.”

ao3 doesn't have an app because for it to have an app, appstore will have to approve it first. and if, hypothetically, ao3 needs appstore to approve it, it will also have to abide by appstore's pro-censorship stance and start banning dark and taboo fics, which is against its own core principle of being completely against censorship.

ao3 doesn't need an app. it works more than fine without an app. the reason ao3 can allow dark and taboo fics, the reason it can allow the most disgusting and shockingly vile fics, and be completely against censorship is because it doesn't need appstore's approval. it stands on its own as a non-profit organization with functioning site and a team of lawyers protecting its platform, its users, and every single fanwork on its platform.

everybody say thank you ao3