Patricks Best Friend

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

THEY’LL JUST WASTE IT ON SURVIVAL! 

He’s doing such a good job, there’s no water flow

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I’m trying to jump into a game of double dutch

MEIN GOTT

boooooooo i hate when educational nature videos call animals that dont do crazy shit "primitive". a slug isnt primitive. it literally does not need to be any more than what it already is. why would a slug need agriculture or complex forms of communication. it has no need for what we think of as "advanced". it loves to eat dead leaf and sleep in flower pot. a slug is so cool

It's like calling a jet ski more primitive than an entire ship just because one has fewer parts and transports one person

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

*SNIFF SNIFF*

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.