U.S.S. SASS

cute date idea: go to his home planet because he needs to fuck or he’ll die. wrestle erotically in the sand. pretend to be dead.

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

You know, I was going to be annoyed, but his mother’s family is Jewish. I accept “white-ish”.

Same here. This don’t mean a ghetto pass, but *nodnod* I get him.

(Great quote, but I still can’t get over the fact that his parents were like “What shall we name our son, who will be partially of Jewish heritage?” “Hm…CHRISTopher?” “Nailed it.”)

Wait if he’s Jewish and Gal is Jewish then that means the nation’s most popular movie is headed by two Jews………..in a time of great widespread white supremacy

This is everything

Julian projecting just a tiny bit on baby Yoshi.

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.