Today's Document
Jules of Nature
pixel skylines
Xuebing Du
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
styofa doing anything
Peter Solarz
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#extradirty
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KIROKAZE
blake kathryn
wallacepolsom
Andulka
DEAR READER
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@kavrola
vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically
person being bitten: *getting really into it, maybe even falling in love a little bit*
the vampire:
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god the way people talk to their pets
like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony
like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth
like i just think about this sometimes
i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway
(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)
Multitool item.
[“We’ve supported the table with a landmine 😂”
“Fucking what? What if it fucking blows?”
“We have another one.”]
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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Best Curse Word Tournament!
Round 5
kurwa
pendejo
kurwa (Polish) /‘kur.va/ a prostitute or loathsome person, but used fluidly like “fuck”
pendejo (Spanish) /penˈdexo/ 1. a pubic hair 2. (Latin America) a dumbass, scumbag, or asshole, used as an insult and/or affectionate term
Fun fact! It can be endlessly conjugated to create even more swearwords!
Best Curse Word Tournament!
Round 4
jebać
I'm not here to fuck spiders
jebać (Polish) /ˈjɛ.bat͡ɕ/ an intense verb with many meanings, including to make noise, rant, fuck, hit, toil, smell, ignore, ruin, throw, deteriorate, etc.
I’m not here to fuck spiders (English) /aɪm nɒt hɪə̯(ɹ) tuː fʌk ˈspaɪ̯dɚz/ (Australian) slang for “I’m not here to waste time”
Jebać is literally so universal. U squandered money? U ate something delicious? U got dirty? U got confused? U fell down? U had sex?
Literally one word to rule them all
I would fucking DIE for Wallace
Les courbes. Gabriela, Key Biscayne 2022.
Photography by Rémi Rebillard
sometimes it's not even "he would not fucking say that". sometimes it's "he would not fucking say that. nobody would ever fucking say that. nobody talks like that. have you ever spoken to another human being"
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by Alex Hyner
hearing Americans speak in real life is so jarring omfg... Get back in the TV right now
EVERYDAY AMBIENT SOUNDS OF YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD 💜
TRAFFIC (SMALL)
TRAFFIC (LARGE)
TRAFFIC (ANGRY)
COW
BIRD
CHILD
DOG
PEOPLE TALKING TOO LOUDLY
INDUSTRY (COMMERCIAL)
INDUSTRY (YOUR NEIGHBOUR AND THEIR BOTTOMLESS DIY PROJECT)
POLICE
FREE SPACE (SPECIFY IN TAGS)
Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.
He was right: I do not believe my eyes.
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we need a specific term for when someone has immersed themselves in a real or imagined counterculture and lost all awareness whatsoever of mainstream culture and so end up saying extremely popular and normative positions like they're being rebellious
"let men be masculine" / "let women be feminine" / "it's okay to be a trans woman who wants to pass" / "it's okay to listen to taylor swift" / etc. -- things said by people who should look out the window some time
i've had people on this website accuse me of being a marxist-leninist for clout. babygirl what fucking clout???
tell me why my grandad is feeding the abandoned kittens čokolino
