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@writermcgirl
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I wish someone would hurt me so badly I never wake up again
how do you tell someone you love that you want to kill yourself
closeted does not mean ashamed
bringing this back because itās pride month. please donāt feel bad about not being āoutā or not openly celebrating your sexuality or not attending the festivities. stay safe and comfortable! love you all. šš
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

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I think Iām forgetting my reasons to live.
squirm
oh squirm?
Die, fool.
we are born without / a knowledge of life except / that pain is normal
haiku: normality (via imperiallefty)
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me ādonāt worry, itās getting betterā in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
āWhy are you American?ā I asked, to which I got:
āSorry, itās getting betterā in a stereotypical posh English accent.
āWhy are you English?ā I asked, amused.
āWhat is he normally?ā He managed to ask.
āHe? Youāre not anyone else, youāre you.ā
āUgh, meā was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettinā hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said,Ā āWhat is he normally?ā about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said āthey share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat themā.
I absolutely do not like that.

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Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like theyāre tragic famine victims who havenāt eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because youāre 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didnāt seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, heād book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away heād follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how weāre a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if Iām ever out for more than 12 hours Iāll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but heās been trying to be considerateĀ (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.Ā
My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they canāt go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.
But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.
So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think weāre hungry.
Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you donāt neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.
The Maiden dances through the sky, she lives in every loverās sigh. Her smiles teach the birds to fly, and gives dreams to little children.
i donāt want to exist what the fuck
I donāt feel the same about people or things anymore
The Fair Folk: āI canāt believe this. Twenty years Iāve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. Iām leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.ā
Also the Fair Folk: āRemember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a catās foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughterās hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I donāt want to seem ungrateful.ā
ship are you making a callout post for faeries
#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise youāre just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#thatās cool because thatās what bros do#but if youāre like āhereās some food for cleaning my houseā itās like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOUāRE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
This is the quality content I look for on my dash
The only bro code worth following.
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