Welcome to my twisted pussy

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

ducks be like

this is no longer a fun new blog title

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

tip! you can pet her and brush her hair

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.

not that i would know what that's like

not that i would know what that's like

not that i would know what that's like

what game? how do i play this

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot