Welcome to my twisted pussy

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

ducks be like

this is no longer a fun new blog title

im tired of being nice and explaining things, i want to start beating bigots with blunt objects

the old "all trans people I know are mentally ill to some degree even if I don't believe being trans is itself a mental illness" line is a classic case of torturing you to insanity then torturing you for being insane

like do you have any idea how rude people are about all of this of course I'm insane

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Tumblr is so weird cause I can post some shit abt lesbian sex and people follow me

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

Work sucks you wanna come to my house and play perverts together?

Got horsefemmed

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

i love putting a little bullet in the head of my enemies with my golden deagle

love putting a little giggle in my happy with my smile ｡+.｡☆ﾟ:;｡+ﾟ ☆*ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ･*:..ﾞ((ε(*⌒▽⌒)

i want a fake bolt action rifle just to fidget with they're literally so fun. when you pull it back and the shell flies out like pshiiing it's so nice. and im a girl

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.