be the weapon/be the love

i want kira nerys's white top you know the one

(ID - a screenshot of an anonymous ask reading “I think her name is Jadzia”. The next image is an extremely blurry photo of someone choking a Kermit the frog puppet. End ID)

“boys will be boys” should mean whatever Troy and Abed were doing in the end tags

shirley jackson i would have been there for you and also i would have killed your husband and your mom. i would have taken you on a writer’s retreat in upstate new york. i would have cooked you nice dinners and babysat your kids so you could write

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’