Kathpine

that squart is like the final salute of a brave dying soldier, to me.

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

Bout to turn this table into one night stand