Fake Seinfeld Plots

Elaine suspects her neighbour of listening to her through the walls, so her and Kramer act out a fake murder.

George is heartbroken to find out a witch only dated him because she needed his skin cells for a spell.

Jerry suspects his girlfriend is cheating on him with Newman when she keeps showing up completely flattened.

Elaine can’t tell which beekeeper she’s been hitting on after she sees them with their suits off.

George drops an entire turkey sandwich into a homeless man’s hat and is too embarrassed to admit it was a mistake.

Kramer starts wearing a Snuggie in public.

George is escorted out of a memorial service for yelling “Food fight!”

Kramer gets into a heated disagreement with his lawyer over demanding a Viking funeral in his will.

Elaine pulls the short straw at work and is burdened with the responsibility to kill the bats that got stick in the photocopier.

Elaine gets disqualified from The Price Is Right for taking way too long to get to her podium after being called.