Kate the Dryad

Tonight mom and dad and I sat and listened to Barak Obama talk about his plans for America when “I am president”.  Jeesh, what a copy cat.  He has taken all my ideas (probably off this blog) and says that they are his.  For example: 1) Four thousand dollar annual tuition credit tied to public service.  Now I distinctly remember telling you all that I thought every American should give two years…

Dang Stupid Emails! Current mood:hungry Mom took me to the vet last night because I have been losing weight.  The vet Dr. Janice LOVES me because she doesn’t see Abys and she used to raise and show them.  She said I need to go back on premium dry food and stop eating that smelly soft crap that Smokey has to eat.  Sounds great to me! Oh, this is a copy of an email I got yesterday.  I put in all…

Thank Our Soldiers Overseas Current mood:hungry I sent this blog out to some of our soldiers overseas.  You can, too.   http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/americasupportsyou/Message.aspx?Secti..5   And, you animal lovers can help them out this way, too! http://www.volunteermatch.org/results/opp_detail.jsp?oppid=323721   ******** Hello,   I’m Perry Tenitiss, a cat who lives in Mouskin, Texas.  I…

Utah, Idaho, Texas and Points Missed Entirely Dear Constituents, Well, here I am again, and I have the puter all to myself.  Mom is all moaning and groaning because now her back hurts again (I thought she was cured, but apparently not, although she says she still is, it&146;s just hurting temporarily).  Go figure.  So, while she&146;s answering the phones at work, a mighty task, I&146;m writing…

Isn’t There A Decent Restaurant Around Here?   Is There A Decent Restaurant in This Place? Greetings to all my fuzzy and smooth friends. Although mom and I are enjoying our working and campaigning respectively, we’ve had a few unusual incidents to report. Things can get a little whacky on occasion.  I don’t know what the deal is down here, but mom and I are having a heck of a time finding a…

A Brief History of El Chupagato Current mood:productive   Dear Professor Smudge, I believe your elusive mystery cat may be your country’s version of El Chupagato, the fabled “cat sucker”.  Reports are rampant, especially in the Southwestern United States, of this two-foot high creature, roaming outside the cities and towns and attacking stray cats and dogs, sucking the life nearly out of…

Why Cats Go Crazy Imagine if you will: Snowball is sitting sleepily on the back of your couch, shedding heavily, when suddenly she jumps straight up in the air, twisting like an acrobat on coke, dashes around the room like her tail is on fire, and streaks off into the depths of the house. If you are a cat owner you know this situation well. Your normally sweet feline suddenly turns into a crack…

Yes, I came on this blog again and saw that ALL OF MY IMAGES have #Photobucket watermarks. Photos of my personal, registered artwork, weddings, family photos, and minors. Yes #PHOTOBUCKET IS STEALING PHOTOS OF MINORS! And I can’t even report because they want me to submit the URL of the image and those URLs are now all the PHOTOBUCKET SIGN UP PAGE! They want me to PAY for the images I used of my…

To Meat or Not To Meat? Mom and I were reading another hub on here the other day that asked if we thought eating meat was immoral. I just looked at mom like, “Where the hell did that idea come from?” Being a cat, it is an idea completely foreign to me. What would you eat if youdidn’t eat meat? Heck, even the cat food swill that mom and dad dish out has some meat in it (in theory anyways). And…

A Cat’s Story My name is Perry Tenitiss and I’m a cat. Technically I’m an Abyssinian, the same cats you see carved on the pyramids in Egypt, a rare breed. Rarer still since I live in Mouskin, Texas. There aren’t very many Abys in this part of the Lone Star State. I’d like to start by telling you a little about myself. I was born in Missouri to a breeder on October 17th, 2005. This is important…

Trapped Like Rats Mom couldn’t sleep very well last night because she has something wrong with her esophagus. It spits up acid and burns her when she eats things like The Emily’s taco saladnachos after six o’clock in the evening. She says it’s called GERD. I think it’s really called GIRTH. She’s been struggling with Ashley Furniturewho took $2200 for a set of furniture that they can’t get…

The Mad Pooper Mystery Last week The Emily found poop on her bed. We could tell because of the sudden, long lasting stream of invective that issued from her room. It started something like this * “G.D.F. Cats F.S. in my F.G.D room! Where the F. are the G.D.F. paper F. towels? F. cat! Get the F. out of my F. way! S! F! G.D.F. cat! Give me the F. 409! F. cat. S. on my F. bed! F! F!” and so on. And…

How To Catch A Free Range Egg Whilst hub-hopping the other day, I came across an interesting article about free range eggs. Now, I’ve heard about free range chickens, those who have been freed frompolitical imprisonment, hen slavery, barbaric baby-factories for human consumption. Those are truly an abomination with crowded, unsanitary conditions, rampant e. coliand other diseases, forced drug…

If you’re a cat, and I am, you know that wearing a fur coat at the height of the summer can be, well, uncomfortable. (however I have seen ladies in Dallas doing it) When the temperature rises it’s tough to keep cool. So here are the ten best ways I’ve found to keep cool during the heat wave: 1. Hydrate – be sure and drink lots of water. When it’s really hot I put ice in every beverage, even milk.…

Finding the Kitty Mom is a sucker for strays. When she was working in Lake Charles, Louisiana, helping people who had survived Hurricane Katrina and Rita move back into their communities, she got very lonely. She moved into an old department store which had been renovated as apartments and spent her time there beading jewelry and doing laundry. One Saturday she went to the local mall where the…

Winged Minions of Satan Our house is in the suburbs of Mouskin, Texas just outside ofAmarillo. We live on a quiet street. And yet we live our lives on the edge. Mom and Dad put up new bird feeders in the front yard over the weekend and last week put up two bird houses in the back yard. There was already a nest up in Kemper Kitty’s gigantic playset/porch. So when we’re not laying in the sun…

First, let me tell you mom’s new joke. She made it up all by herself, out of frustration. Did you hear about the new Barak Obama doll? You wind it up and it does absolutely nothing! Now that that’s out of the way, Mom hates doves. This comes from an experience she had years ago in which she stayed at a hotel in South Texas which had a fireplace. (why there was a hotel with a fireplace in South…