See You Later Alligator

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

Well let me ask you this: if we were two little green aliens would we touch antennas yes or no

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?