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That's downright terrifying tbh

I’m thinking this is a sign you shouldn’t have the Amazon Echo in the office to begin with but that’s just me

Chuck it out da window

eats a big lettuce slowly so i can feel like a giraffe eating a leaf off a tree

Ya wanna try something even mORE HARDCORE?! Do it with kale… and do it RAW

Aaaaaaaah thank you 💖 ( /<\)

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

if you sit there you belong to the fae

That’s the Fae’s problem

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

Me in the span of approximately two seconds