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"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

maybe this year i will watch two movies

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

Whenever I’m having a “it’s so over I can’t deal with this anymore ever “ melt down I tell myself. “Ok. Sleep on it. See how I feel tomorrow.” The problems and issues are always still there but I don’t feel so dramatic I want to fling myself off a building. I think of it like a computer over heating. Need cool down time.

Due to stagnant wages, little social support, and artificially inflated costs of "living" theft has increased in grocery stores. That's why we here at Loblaws are proud to announce our $10 billion automated turret system that will gun you down in the parking lot if you try to steal luxury items like food and baby formula. This has the added bonus of creating jobs because we need to hire some staff to drag the corpses away on the corpse wagons and yeah it does pay a competitive $15 an hour