yeah

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Always Gatekeep, they didn’t search for it like you did, they dont love it as much as you do.

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

I watched a camrip of Backrooms and thought "ooh I wonder if they're ever going to explain the mysterious shadow people that keep wandering through the backrooms." Until I realized those were just theater audience members getting up from their seats.

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us