boom shakka lakka

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

I can't stop fucking saying "It's all about da Mets, babey"

"It's not always about da money, shpaidaman... it's about da METS baby love the Mets ALRIGHT baby let's GO get a homerun baby love da Mets let's go Mets"

The only acceptable tma Netflix adaption would be Annabelle cane telling the story through a puppet show

nooo bestie don’t ship two real people haha you’re so creepy

seriously uh. fucking stop that shit. it’s 2022. get new hobbies.

yes nfts are ugly as sin but on god i hope we’re not going to collectively forget about the fundamentally capitalistic bullshit foundations of the entire concept of nfts once they start making ones that look like fuckable anime boys

not to give anyone any ideas but if someone starts trying to sell personalized nft waifus or catboys under the guise of having them be your SO in the metaverse or whatever we have to laugh that shit into the ground before some people get too horny on main and decide to legitimize manufactured scarcity to score virtual anime ass

Lazy town if the show had any women

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

gay sex is holy actually

just wait until you guys hear about trans sex

god damn i wish there was a dislike button on tumblr. this is straight up fetishization, what the fuck

fellas is it fetishization to make posts about your own experience as a gay trans person

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

don’t mind me just sitting around thinking about how badly i want the pjo show to be filmed in like a mockumentary format

i feel like the humor in pjo (and in children’s lit in general) is kinda like. i don’t say juvenile to degrade it but it’s silly and it’s what makes the books great and i don’t think it’s gonna translate well if they adapt it like a straight adaptation u know. where’s the fun in percy’s narration gonna go then if it’s not his first person pov!!! just have fun with the format make it silly let percy have his voice by literally fake interviewing him i will fund this myself with the 20 bucks i have in my account

The maori flag looks so cool what the heck