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Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

holyshit

it is based on Hamlet, so yes.

Great!

I love Chadwick so much

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Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

that’s fair

already blogged this i think but i love it so here u go

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

sloth and pride make Bottoming

Its different because, whereas Kirby’s powers are vore related, Mario’s are rooted in astral projection and the voodoo concept of riding a subject

Jesus Christ

meanwhile link just wears people’s souls on his face

what if kirby eats the hat

What if Kirby eats the hat Nintendo

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.

Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food?

Weird, it’s almost like there’s something missing from the study of economics.

Who would have possibly thought that a young generation owing trillions of dollars could have a negative effect on the economy?

HIM DYING ONCE WAS NOT ENOUGH

Damn him to the Nine Hells.

And let’s not forget the fact that he WRECKED unions in this country. We have so few unions left because of how he basically shattered union bargaining rights, so we can’t even ask for a fair wage to pay off our crippling debt.

Not just republicans, my democrat mother will not hear a cross word against this fucker. May wherever he is now be filled with dull, red-hot knives dipped in tabasco

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.