this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day
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this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

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Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1ā²s and 20ā²s
āThe people think that youāre gods, what do you do?ā
āā¦we go along with it.ā
āRoll performance.ā
āā¦I got a one.ā
āYour foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.ā
āWell I rolled a twenty.ā
āā¦somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.ā
āI roll to come up with an escape planāĀ āAlright rollā āā¦I got a oneā āI try to convince the horse to break us outā āRollā¦animal handling?ā āI got a twentyā
Y'know now that Iāve seen this post I donāt think Iāve ever seen the movie like I thought I had
I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.
Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And hereās something great about them:Ā they are the weakest little shits.
Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.
Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else.Ā Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.
So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old
10/10
holyshit
it is based on Hamlet, so yes.
āYou either die as Human Torch, or live long enough to see yourself become super badassā

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Chadwick Boseman surprises Black Panther fans while they say what the movie means to them.
Great!
I love Chadwick so much
Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyoneās time
look, if iām in public, i donāt want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am
agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this websiteās terms of service
thatās fair
Space Criminal Dad⢠+ his surrogate child is possibly my favorite relationship dynamic ever
already blogged this i think but i love it so here u go
pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive
just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry
sloth and pride make Bottoming
Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!
Fans:Ā Wow what a cool and original idea!
Kirby:
Its different because, whereas Kirbyās powers are vore related, Marioās are rooted in astral projection and the voodoo concept of riding a subject
Jesus Christ
meanwhile link just wears peopleās souls on his face
what if kirby eats the hat
What if Kirby eats the hat Nintendo

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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said ātea you laterā and then his coworker smacked him
I didnāt know cheetahs meow Iāve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever donāt reblog this assume Iām dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not aĀ ābig catā (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you havenāt heard anything until you hear them cheep.
take a fuckin sip, babes
Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.
baby needsĀ
S N A C KĀ
Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.
fuckinā ronnie
I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was Californiaās governor often, but donāt exactly have the biggest platform.
āWorst of all, these studentsā sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners.Ā Not coincidentally, they donāt feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society thatās done this to them.ā
Damn.
i am reblogging again becauseā¦.. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.
Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food?
Weird, itās almost like thereās something missing from the study of economics.
Who would have possibly thought that a young generation owing trillions of dollars could have a negative effect on the economy?
HIM DYING ONCE WAS NOT ENOUGH
Damn him to the Nine Hells.
Like, less anyone thinks that this is too harsh because they donāt think this is a bad enough thing for Reagan to have done, letās also not forget the blood on his hands over the harm he caused to the LGBTQIA community
Or the little matter of him and Ollie North committing treason against the American people in order to continue illegally funding a terrorist organisation that murdered children, killing innocent civillians including the sick and the injuredĀ and raped god knows how many
Ronald Reagan was a fucking monster devoid of any humanity or worth
And letās not forget the fact that he WRECKED unions in this country. We have so few unions left because of how he basically shattered union bargaining rights, so we canāt even ask for a fair wage to pay off our crippling debt.
Ronald Reagan was basically one of the single WORST presidents of the entire 20th centuryĀ
And he was certainly THE worst president of the entirety of the latter half of the 20th century
And yet the Republicans still wank themselves raw over how amazing this failed actor and all around disgustin human being was.
Not just republicans, my democrat mother will not hear a cross word against this fucker. May wherever he is now be filled with dull, red-hot knives dipped in tabasco
Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity
This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with todayās internet

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(Chester Scoville is a scholar in teaching, learning, and multimodal rhetorics
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In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me āhey did you hear theyāve stopped making socks?ā and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.