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This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

to every transfemme person: please read this it will save you so much time, money, and energy

I had a friend who wore some layers compression shorts and called it a day

don't y'all get tired of rediscovering the same systems are shitty? don't y'all get tired of rediscovering the same ppl are trash every 3 months? every solstice y'all find out jkr is a terf. y'all shoulda BEEN blocked her ass. every 3 months y'all find out a prominent pillar in your online community is a bigot but y'all still follow nd spread their content around. it's 2020 nd sixpencee is still everywhere despite having a Child Slave. don't y'all want to move on? do y'all actually want the world to get better bc to do so you actually have to take steps to expel harmful ppl from public spaces instead of just making the same callout posts every month

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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For those of you who can’t click on the link, her name is Aimi Sekiguchi and she’s a professional VR artist! The link goes to her twitter, which is @sekiguchiaimi, and where she puts up more of her work :D

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

i want that twink obliterated

• calling everything sexy

Americans disrespect those who are do-gooders and caregivers.

This is a very importantly framed series of points. 

your url just makes it better

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

I saw him live at my college. During his show he shouted something, which spooked a service dog in training that someone had brought with them (the dogs are common on campus, cause they are learning how to socialize and be in large crowds without reacting). Seeing the dog had been scared he apologized and asked the dog’s name. Upon hearing the dogs name was “Blanket” he about lost his god damn mind he was so happy. throughout the show he kept checking on Blanket. It was adorable.

This is my favorite version of this thread now

blessed thread, 100/10

My therapist gave me this exact handout last week and I just shared it with a friend.