No one's around to help.

obsessed w the shape of that ape

i did this right before taking a nap earlier n i fell asleep thinking about the shape of the ape

would give anything to know what your dreams looked like

It's GIVING

i hope if they make a new tomodachi life they give you the ability to beat the fuck out of your miis using motion controls

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

yes

ok

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

there is milk in girls

and we can get it out of them.

whatever you say tumblr user lactating