THE CLAYMORE AGENDA MANIFESTO

Because someone asked for the least skinky skink, may I please see the skinkiest skink that ever skinked in the history of skinks?

OH NO NO NO, YOU GET A DELUGE OF SKINKINESS!!!

Peter’s Banded Skink (Scincopus fasciatus), family Scincidae, Morocco

photograph via: Amphibians & Reptiles of Morocco

Müller’s Forest Skink (Sphenomorphus muelleri), family Scincidae, found in Indonesia

photographs by Roots, Scoots, & Scales

Mainland She Oak Skink (Cyclodomorphus michaeli), mother with pups, family Scincidae, eastern Australia

photograph by Ken Griffiths

Northern Blue-tongued Skink (Tiliqua scincoides intermedia), defensive display, family Scincidae, Cape York, QLD, Australia

photographs by Brother-Nature

Fire Skink (Mochlus fernandi), family Scincidae, found in West Africa

* Also known by the scientific name Riopa fernandi.

Photograph by Miniformat65

Yellow-belly Three-toed Skink (Saiphos equalis), family Scincidae, found in eastern Australia

The only species in this genus.

Coastal populations reproduce by laying eggs (oviparity), and mountain populations reproduce through live birth (viviparity).

photograph by Rebecca Pyles

Three Toed Earless Skink (Hemiergis decresiensis), family Scincidae, found in SE Australia

Viviparous (live bearing).

photograph by Rob Valentic

African Red-sided Skink (Trachylepis perrotetii), family Scincidae, found in central Africa

photograph by Dick Bartlett

Rainbow Skink (Mabuya margaritifera), family Scincidae, Langano, Ethiopia

Photograph by Volker Sthamer

McCoy’s Elf Skink aka Highlands Forest Skink (Anepischetosia maccoyi), family Scincidae, Australia

photograph by @skinkmania__

Great Desert Skink aka Kintore’s Skink (Liopholis kintorei), family Scincidae, Kata Tjuta Nat Park, NT, Australia

These lizards live cooperatively in underground burrow systems, with siblings and offspring, as well as with unrelated individuals and pairs.

photograph by Gary Stephenson

Prairie Skink (Plestiodon septentrionalis), male, family Scincidae, Kansas, USA

photograph by Katelyn Kuhens

Earless Monitor Lizard (Lanthanotus borneensis), family Lanthanotidae, endemic to Borneo

ENDANGERED.

Semi-aquatic.

Closely related to the true monitor lizards in the family Varanidae.

The only member of its family.

They do have inner ears, and are capable of hearing, despite the lack of ear openings and tympana.

photograph by Will Hunt

moldavite

turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone

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Koh Tao Caecilian (Icthyophis kohtaoensis), family Ichthyophiidae, Hon Son Island, Vietnam

Caecilians are legless amphibians, in their own order, like frogs and salamanders.

They are vertebrates.

They are NOT snakes, nor are they worms.

Most species are fossorial (burrowing), though some are aquatic.

photographs by James Jolokia

Eastern Ground Parrot (Pezoporus w. wallicus), EAT A TASTY SEED!!!, family Psittaculidae, order Psittaciformes, Australia

photograph by Jan Wegener

medievaljournalist

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

god I hate the 'git gud' culture that's pervaded the Soulsborne community like a fungal infection.

#like this isn't just salt #some of these people have their heads so far up their own assholes that their head ends up back in its original place #eyebrowsalt

by the way this was prompted by seeing a rebuttal to a recent video criticising the final boss of SotE in which the responder claimed that, since the original video's creator's no-hit run of said final boss was too fast, it was a fluke and he is therefore bad at the game, which presumably carries the logical conclusion that any viewpoint of his is invalidated.

god I hate the 'git gud' culture that's pervaded the Soulsborne community like a fungal infection.

#any criticism or complaint of the game design? is it carefully considered and articulated? too bad #look forward to every second response being a braindead troglodyte telling you it's a skill issue and you need to git gud #eyebrowsalt

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parents will casually comment on your appearance in ways that inflict psychological damage the likes of which high school bullies can only dream of, and think literally nothing of it.

parents will, unprompted, say something that will instantly give you a complex about your self-image that will literally follow you for the rest of your life, and then just carry on drinking their coffee.

#🙃

Pale-headed Rosella (Platycercus adscitus), family Psittaculidae, order Psittaciformes, Australia

photograph by Jan Wegener