mobile games taught me that women are always freezing in cold houses

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95