Walls Will Collapse.

Notes To Ex-Lovers, 150.

This is a divacup 

AND U SHOVE IT UP YOUR VAGINA TO COLLECT MENSTRUAL FLUID

HOLY HELL LEMME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE GEM OF A SILICON CUP

U CAN WEAR IT FOR 12 HOURS AT A TIME UNLIKE TAMPONS. DO U KNOW HOW GREAT THAT IS? I THOUGHT I HAD A HEAVY FLOW BECAUSE I HAD TO CHANGE SUPER TAMPONS LIKE EVERY HOUR BUT THIS LITTLE FUCKER!!!! THIS LITTLE FUCKER RIGHT HERE!! I ONLY NEED TO CHANGE IT TWICE A DAY. U CAN WEAR IT TO BED, U CAN WEAR IT SWIMMING, U CAN WEAR UR FAVOURITE BABY PINK HIGH WAISTED AMERICAN APPAREL SHORTS WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT DESTROYING THEM WITH THE BLOOD OF UR SHEDDING ORGANS

WHEN U PUT IT IN CORRECTLY IT CREATES A SEAL INSIDE YOUR VAGINA SO IT DOES NOT LEAK IT’S FUCKING INCREDIBLE

YEAH UPFRONT IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY, THE STARTING PRICE BEING ABOUT 40 DOLLARS BUT TAMPONS AND PADS CAN ADD UP TO LIKE 30 BUCKS A MONTH! A MONTH!! THIS LIL DOOHICKEY CAN LAST U FUCKING YEARS 

“But it’s gross to collect your period blood” WRONG, PERIOD BLOOD IS SUPER CLEAN! IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE IT’S MEANT TO NOURISH A GROWING FETUS! THAT’S A COULD BE PERSON. PERIOD BLOOD ONLY SMELLS IF IT GETS IN CONTACT TO OXYGEN, WHICH IS WHY U GET A BLOODY SCENT IF YOURE WEARING PADS OR TAMPONS, BUT NO SMELL WITH THIS LOVELY JELLY SQUISH CUP. 

IT’S SUPER CLEAN. IT’S SUPER EASY TO USE AFTER U GET THE HANG OF IT. IT’S WAAAAAY BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND DID I MENTION U CAN SLEEP IN IT!?

IF YOU’RE FAIRLY INTUNE WITH WHEN UR GOING TO GET UR PERIOD U CAN PUT THE DIVACUP IN BEFOREHAND TO PREVENT BLEEDING INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR WHAAAAAAAT? YEAH 

I REPEAT THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL