'Tis I, Kara the Important

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

Dermatologists HATE her! Scientists FEAR her! Hardened soldiers TREMBLE under her gaze! God DID NOT CREATE HER and she WILL TEAR THROUGH REALITY’S FABRIC!

....Jolene.

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

I wish all sex scenes were written with this level of quality

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)

@theoutcastrogue​

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

Fun fact! Haunted bathtubs are an example of coevolution with haunted houses! As houses became more elaborate, haunted water fixtures changed to match the opulence. As such, the haunted hut and its symbiotic counterpart, the haunted well, gradually changed into the more inviting haunted estate with the haunted tub now being an internal parasite instead of an external one. You are correct, more haunted houses SHOULD have haunted clawfoot bathtubs because they promote the health of the house and indicate a functional paranormal ecosystem.

this website is so utterly detached from reality i love it

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

spring is here which means it’s time to pack up your seasonal depression for storage and time to unpack your regular depression from the top shelf of your linen closet or wherever you keep it

these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.

the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only