The fact that it's canon Webttore and Reader kissed here... omg...
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The fact that it's canon Webttore and Reader kissed here... omg...

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𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦?
A collection of cute moments spent with the Segments and the original Zandik.
♡ the eight-year-old segment
♡ the eighteen-year-old segment
♡ the twenty-five-year-old segment
♡ the thirty-five-year-old segment
♡ the forty-five-year-old segment
♡ the sixty-five-year-old segment
♡ the original zandik
imagine having an argument with Idia's tablet in the middle of a hallway, and he's getting annoying so you just press the "end call" button and walk away.
i just love fantasizing about dottore’s segments and how they would enjoy their time with you !! With permission from the original of course !
warnings: mentions of blood, knife play, degradation, Dacryphilia (lmk if there are others you see !!) || heavily unedited
characters: segments 18 and 25 || part 2
18
The youngest of the adult segments. Often others would taunt him and say he has no idea what he’s doing… which is not far from the truth. Poor 18 who was too obsessed with school that he was unable to form any sort of relationship or friendship with his peers.
He definitely has the most obvious wandering eyes compared to the others. Eyes laced with hunger and desire drink your appearance in the lab whenever you stood closer to the original. Sometimes he wouldn’t even notice the way his tongue came out to lick his lower lip or the hardening bulge in his pants when you bent over to pick something up. Sometimes you did notice his staring but brushed it off as him being… well himself.
“I don’t want the future. I want the present to stand still. I want to stay here with you…”˖⋆⟢
✦ synopsis: the way to a gamers heart..is you! (in short how loser!dottore shows his love!)
✦ a/n: the fanart belongs to cosonette on tiktok which inspired this whole thing
• No idea how he bagged but he bagged regardless.
• His actual name is Zandik and his gamer tag is Dottore he was so proud of it, he told everyone to call him Dottore as a nickname. Looking back to it he is embarrassed by his young self and even more embarrassed if you decide to tease him about it.
• “Dihhtore” “Stop☹️”
• He has you saved as muffin in his phone and basically thats your go-to pet nickname! Zandik chose this because y’all met in a cafe that serves the tastiest muffins (and you’re as sweet as muffin to him)
• Both an academic and gamer/manga typa loser. He has many medical internships requests, his skills are high demand — and at the same time he is info dumping large amounts of game lore to you with lightning speed of talking.
• or random facts “Did you know that earwax is a type of sweat?”
• His room is full with educational books and manga followed by his figure collection. Its somehow messy and organised at the same time. Whenever you come over Zandik makes effort it atleast looks decent-ish
• Corniest pick up lines
• “Are you a controller? Because I can’t function without you-“ “Bro.”
• Socialising..who is that? He only goes to college, grocery shopping and the nearby cafe that I mentioned. Most dates happen in his room, if you do insist, he will go out with you but he looks like a dear caught in headlights the whole time.
• Wears glasses due to being infront of a screen for half of his existence and places them on you sometimes as an failed attempt to flirt.
• Hands always sweaty, at first Zandik was even embarrassed to hold hands with you.
• He is clingy — too clingy. This is his first relationship so he just wants you, okay? Doesn’t matter what you’re up to just stay by his side.
• For as long as he remembers, Zandik was always an outcast. No matter how smart he just couldn’t get along with his peers, which made him accustomed to hearing his name said with hatred. When you came along and said Zandik with so much love in your voice it was like the Gods finally decided to show him some grace.
• His hair is mad fluffy and Zandik wouldn’t refuse you — if you would want to pet it while he lays down on your lap (please)
• Too deep into brainrot I fear
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Okay so after this fuck ass story quest I honestly just want to completely ignore the entire canon and imagine Zandik with reader peacefully living in a little isolated cottage in Sumeru after everything went down with no one knowing if they’re alive or not where they can finally grow old together 🤤🤤🤤
Although it was a life you had always secretly envisioned for the two of you, now that it had finally come, you admittedly felt a bit out of your element, and you were sure Zandik did as well. That was probably why you two had been lying in silence so often, your cheek pressed against his chest in bed as his hand rested on the top of your head.
Now that you two were free from the binds of fate and moved on from the past, it felt almost... odd. So much of life had been spent struggling against various things; perhaps even you had forgotten how to live normally. It meant... you two had a lot of thinking to do, despite the conflict that spanned hundreds of years finally being over.
"Zandik?" You called to him and tilted your head to catch his gaze, and he let out a noise of acknowledgement as he faced you as well. "You know, this whole thing... It kind of reminds me of when we were in the Akademiya. We used to wake up in bed together just like this. Now though... It's a lot more peaceful."
For there was no reason to rise with the sun, to deal with the hustle and bustle of others in the dorms, or scramble about lest you be late for something. Now, only you two existed, with no duties to attend to but whatever ones you pleased. Having a cozy house in Sumeru where mostly lush greenery lived and wildlife roamed ensured that.
"You aren't wrong," Zandik murmured in agreement as his hand glided along your back. "You were very lively back then." A smile quirked up on his face, and you knew it was meant as some type of tease for how you would pester him at times. You huffed as you pulled yourself up and moved closer to your lover, until you were face to face with Zandik, his fluffy hair tickling you.
"Well, both of us have changed, haven't we? Otherwise... we wouldn't be here right now." You grasped his chin, and his eyes glimmered with something you would not have seen all those years ago.
20 cigs a day is cracking me up so bad bc i have bad lungs… pantalone don’t even come near me
makes me wonder if the dottolings (segments) refuse to let him near fragile!reader unless he stopped smoking so much
It wasn't uncommon for you to join Dottore's and Pantalone's meetings, being the former's beloved and having grown close to the latter. Sometimes you would join in with your own opinion. Sometimes you were content to listen to them and giggle at the back and forth. Sometimes you drifted off, but were happy to just be in their presence, and this was one such time. Nibbling at the sweet treats and sipping your warm drink with the sound of the two Harbingers in the background was more than enough to get you to relax. You could vaguely hear that the two were disagreeing on something, as Pantalone leaned back with a sigh, taking a break from fiddling with his rings to instead reach for something in his pocket.
"Must you do that right now?" The scholar let out a sigh of disappointment as he eyed his friend, but it didn't seem to affect Pantalone.
"Feel free to stop me if you like, Doctor," Pantalone chuckled as he was about to flick open his lighter, only to pause when Dottore abruptly stood up to place his hands on your shoulders, trying to usher you to your feet as well.
"Hey!" You were hardly even aware of what was happening, just trying to enjoy your treats, and even Pantalone had opened his eyes with a touch of surprise as he observed the two of you.
"Pantalone, if you wish to ruin your lungs once again, go ahead. But I will not let you ruin theirs, too," Dottore clicked his tongue. "Come now, you can wait somewhere else while we wrap this up." Dottore had already pulled you to your feet, trying to hustle you out the door, not wanting you to get even a whiff of the smoke. Well... Pantalone couldn't even blame Dottore for that reasoning.
"Wait! I-I can convince him!" You wiggled in your lover's grip and said the first thing that came to mind. In truth, you weren't sure what to say. You just wanted to stay with Pantalone.
"While I trust your abilities, if the threat of a second lung transplant won't faze him, then I'm afraid there's nothing you could do to change his mind." Dottore patted your back and shook his head.
if rex lapis ever took a human lover, i believe he would always want to sleep spooning them.
Not purely because of his inhuman size, no. He’d always been fascinated by humans, their day to day lives and their bodies. The different plains and curves remind him of the many mountains he’s raised. Perhaps that’s why he began to feel so connected to them and took a human form.
Having a human lover himself, he would take every opportunity to explore their body, including while they’re sleeping. Not sexually or simply to satiate a burning hunger. No, he’d touch them with reverence, running a gentle finger up and down the valley of their waist, the dip of their hip, and the curve of their shoulder. Each scar, or burn, or scab reminds him of the rough, imperfectly perfect nature of the stone he wields. No part would be left untouched.
And if they were to wake up, he’d soothe them back to sleep, never stopping his gentle caresses.
I’m so happy people are talking about incel Zandik more ugejehshehd BUT
May I present the version of him who is both a nerdy asshole roommate AND he’s like, the best fuck you’ve ever had?
MDNI
Imagine knocking on his bedroom door down the hall near your own just to hear him groan a very gravelly, unenthusiastic “what” through the other side. You come in and politely tell him you’re just coming to take any dishes and he’ll just point at the various cups, plates, bowls, and silverware scattered about his desk space, scraped clean of the food you prepared for him (though he’d never admit he liked it). You could hear him clicking furiously whilst playing a game, cussing someone out through his headset every few seconds.
He was rude, a slob, misogynistic, had no life direction, and generally was not the kind of person you ever pictured yourself sharing a living space with. Still, the bills were paid on time and groceries were in the fridge, even if it came at the cost of Zandik demanding a second dinner at 11pm. He had literally zero regard for anyone but himself.
STILL, to your dismay, he was sexy as all hell. You could hear him stroking his cock through the walls every night, muttering under his breath about pornstar tits. You’d accidentally seen him naked when he forgot to fully shut the bathroom door before a shower. He was hung like a fucking horse. You hated him for it.
But you so loved to touch yourself on the opposite side of the wall in time with him, having memorized his sounds and breathing patterns enough to sync up your orgasms <3
And of course he would catch onto this eventually because your noises were distracting him from his gooning sesh (god forbid🙄). You’d hear irritated footsteps thumping down the hall and your bedroom door would fly angrily open, his sweatpants hanging low at his hips where you could almost follow his lil happy trail down to the goods.
But then he’d see you scrambling to cover yourself and this eerie calm would wash over him, like, oh, this slut wants me bad.
He’d spend that next hour plowing you into the mattress so good it would leave you wondering where the fuck he learned to do that and how the fuck he knew exactly where the clit was when you’d never seen him remotely near a female that wasn’t yourself. The condom finally conceded and broke after about 20 minutes of straight fucking with no stop.
And he’d take so much advantage of having a live in fucktoy roommate that was into him like that! He’d put you on his lap and have you ride him while he “dealt with noobs” on his game, making sure to pick up your moans in the mic. He’d shove you beneath his desk to choke on his cock when he was feeling lazy, tilting your chin up with his fingers just to spit into your mouth after you swallowed his load. He’d use you as a way to blow off steam after shitty matches, folding you into the couch without having muted in his vc.
Of course, this didn’t make him any nicer to you. In fact, you now had a man demanding dinner with his hands all over your thighs and ass, pressing you into the counter. And, though it felt a little wrong, you kinda didn’t mind.
Late night thoughts! Pantalone x Dottore x reader. Fluff.. mostly, pantalone real name
Feofans office is oh so cozy. Perfect place to lay on the beautiful couch and doze. Also a perfect place to be when a certain doctor pisses you off!!
One day you're simply hiding out in his office after Dottore gets a little snappy with you for no reason. Feofan just found it amusing when you told him while pouting on his office couch. Even going as far to go over and pat your head while cooing at you teasingly before leaving to attend a meeting.
Being that the office is BORING without Feofan so you eventually dose off for archons know how long. Sure you woke up a little when you heard the door open.. and when someone joined you on the couch but you just thought it was Feofan and happily accepted it.
That was till you slightly woke up to the door opening again.. at first you grumbled, thinking that Dottore must've finally decided to go to Feofan to complain that you've been both taking all of his attention and been so meanly avoiding him!! Then you heard Feofan go "Oh?" not from the body you're actively laying on.. but from behind you.. Suddenly you're now more than a quarter awake as you look to the direction of the voice with sleep filled eyes.
Feofan then teasingly goes "How cute you two are." While looming over you and Dottore.. Who seems to also be half awake when you glance at him.. suddenly you're not so mad when you see that cute little expression of his and when he just goes "hmmm..?" But theres more pressing concerns being that Feofan looks like he wants to have both of you as full course meals!!
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Feofan when he sees reader and Dottore curled on the couch together:
Prepared to be dragged off.
also I like to think that when Dottore is sleepy or half asleep he just acts like a cute bird, only small noises, no words. Small but cute expressions too

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enemies to… fuck buddies?
warnings: public sex (lmk if you see anything else!)
Note: hehe i loveee akadeymia zandik and had to whip up something… excuse the smut i haven’t fully written smut like this in 2-3 years so it’s quite rusty i apologize || heavily unedited
Is he a bad person? Yes.
Do I want to fix him? Hell no.
Do I wanna ride it? Absolutely.
Nsfw alphabet with Poly!Pantalone and Dottore x reader to give you more insight of the relationship.
This took so long, and i'm not happy with some parts tbh. It gets better in the middle part. Trust.
Nsfw under the cut.
Smoke Break (pantalone/gn!reader)
reader is technically gender neutral but i was thinking with my dick about homoerotic smoking. quick write up because i needed a break. not properly edited, i need to go to bed.
1.2k words. minors dni.
Fucking rich people.
You stood on the Fontaine balcony, leaned over the balcony. Dressed in black dress pants and a white dress shirt, the only thing that kept you apart from them was simply money. You were the one serving them, and they were the one ordering you. Beneath you, nobles streamed through the streets. Sometimes they were interesting, sometimes they had kink parties you served at. But most times the were boring, schmoozing and trying to one up each other.
Watching them from above was far more preferable, especially after tonight.
A disgruntled grumble caught your attention, and you turned to look for the noise. A fur coat cladded man sat on a bench on the other side of the balcony, heavily covered in jewelries. He likes when everyone knows he's rich, you thought, turning around to watch him. Not that that wasn't abnormal amongst nobles.

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more og zandik rambles + segments
continuation of this
his voice breaks a lot when you're sucking him off. he can't keep quiet to save his life, a mess of garbled whimpers and shaky demands for you to keep going. he wouldn't let you touch yourself while pleasuring him, selfishly wanting all your focus and want to be solely on him.
if you thought zandik was loud when your mouth was deep throating him, good lord... pegging him would be a nightmare for anyone foolish enough to wander the halls late at night. imagine being the poor, unfortunate fatui agent who heard his boss getting pounded into oblivion.
it was embarrassing really, how pitiful he looked while his lips smashed against yours in hopes of grounding himself as your hips kept slamming into him. the harness he wore definitely helped to make sure he didn't break a bone or two. he teared up each time he was close to orgasm, knees buckling and his arms desperately pulling you closer.
he refused to look you in the eyes afterwards, cursing under his breath as you cleaned him up. he'd start complaining if your hands lingered too much on his ass, even if all you were doing was giving his bruised cheeks a nice massage. a nice cup of tea and a kiss on the cheek were usually enough to soothe his frustrations, unless you went too hard on his weary body. in that case, some extra paperwork was in order.
press y to honk
it is a lovely morning in okhema, and you are a horrible goose
setting: fantasy au, cursed prince phainon x vassal reader
prince!phainon who was cursed by an evil witch to be a snowy white goose in the day and returns to his true human form when the sun sets, and only a true love’s kiss will break his curse
cursed prince!phainon who really couldn't care less, because as a goose he has all the freedom he normally would only have dreamed of. He can skip boring meetings to spend time with his darling vassal, avoid entertaining his endless suitors vying for his hand to eat berries with his dearest vassal, ignore his ‘princely’ duties in favour of snuggling close to his beloved vassal
cursed prince!phainon whose curse is really just an open secret in okhema, who has just about everyone in the capitol lining up to try to kiss him because what if they’re his destined true love who will break his curse? but phainon just honks at every last one of them, biting (and even drawing blood) when a wandering hand gets a little too close for comfort. seeking refuge in his one and only vassal, who has always been there for him. he doesn’t need these irrelevant people - all he needs is you
cursed prince!phainon who traps you in his room by convincing you to cuddle him after dinner, and conveniently falling asleep on you so you don’t dare to move. he looks so comfortable sleeping on you! you wouldn’t wake him up just for the silly reason of wanting to return to your own room, right?
cursed prince!phainon who turns back into a human when the sun sets and the moon rises in the night sky. phainon who curls around you, admiring how he fits perfectly in your arms as a goose, and how you slot right in his human arms like a puzzle piece. phainon who kisses every single inch of you, all except for your lips. phainon who whispers words of adoration in your unsuspecting ears, who presses his head to your chest to feel your heart beat and your ribcage expand
cursed prince!phainon who is back to being a snow-white goose when dawn breaks and you blink the sleep from your eyes, who urges you to his private bathroom so you can take a bath with his personal soaps and his scented oils. phainon who honks persistently and at increasing volumes until you submit to the whims of the goose prince and carry him in your arms around the palace, resting his feathery head against your sternum
cursed prince?phainon who disguised himself and hired a witch to curse the crown prince of okhema with a curse that only a true love’s kiss can break.