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ā° MY FIANCĆ ļ¼ LOHEN ā¢
SYNOPSIS: after numerous failed arranged marriages set up by your parents, you thought the one with the vice-captain would follow the same pattern. you're proven wrong when he subverts what an expected greeting should be given.
š„ WORDCOUNT: 3.3k (pls give it a chance...) ā š„ TAGS. @millurie @axolotsofluv @tragedy-of-commons @al97649 @bisouyuo @aritsukemo -> come join the taglist here!
š„ WARNINGS: mentions of beer and drinking, reader is from snezhnaya and has a dendro vision, reader also has lowkey/implied mommy issues, mentions blood and a wound, arrange marriages obv, cameo for varka, ragbros, jean, lisa, and albedo; not fully proofread; expect mistakes!
āŖ FINAL NOTES .į this one is for my fav lohen kissers ari and yuomi š¤š¤i genuinely didn't expect for this to b this long but oh well. art credits: @.su3ka_ on x!
"you are to be wedded to the vice-captain of the fifth company."
that's how it all began ā a simple dinner with your parents as they dropped the bomb of your new marriage candidate. you tried your best not to appear vexed. keyword: tried. but unlike you're ever admirable cousin, jean, your face gave away more than your words ever could.
your brow twitched, the small fork in your hand clattered to the porcelain plate. your mother threw a disapproving glare, while your father coughed into his fist. "now, [name], my dearā"
"don't "my dear" me, father." you bark out, "what happened to giving up on setting me up for another failing marriage."
"you haven't even met the vice-captain," he argued.
lohen
ā§ į“į“į“Źį“į“ÉŖį“É“ Źį“Źį“ : ŹŹį“ɪɓɢ į“ŹŹį“į“ į“'ź± Źį“ɢɪɓɢ į“ ÉŖį“į“! (į“ɓᓠ)
āĖź©ļ½” mdni, nsfw 18+
characters: albedo x female!reader synopsis: you tease albedo to see if your lovely gentleman boyfriend ends up losing his composure. he won't, right? he's always been so nice towards you... until one day, you push his buttons way too much. It ends with an extremely sexually frustrated albedo giving you the best fuck of your whole life. cw: top! albedo (bit ooc), bottom! reader, rough sex, angry sex, clit play, vaginal fingering, fingerfucking, vaginal sex, p in v, manhandling, overstimulation, teasing, grinding, cock slapping, breeding kink, spanking, darcryphilia, creampie, porn with plot, multiple orgasms, table sex, orgasm denial/edging, excessive cum, feral bedo wc: 8.4k words
yeah um, cw kinda went a bit too much there, which means the smut below is a ride. Albedo is totally ooc, but yall i dont care anymore bcuz i just want him to fuck like a feral animal rn, brain empty, just hips moving. if u enjoyed the fic, thanks, my smut is sometimes all over the place because my fingers begin typing before i even know what i want, especially for albedo o m gee
experiment one! | experiment two! | experiment success!
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an inappropriate time for a marriage proposal
lohen x gn!reader
summary: lohen is bleeding out in your arms while you desperately try to heal him, but blood loss makes him just a little too honest.
tags: lohen is down bad, comedy, fluff, tension, lightkeeper!reader, they're not together (yet)... but they're obviously in love, delirious confessions, drabble
i know i have, like, ten other things i should be writing, but i could not stop thinking about that meme with lohen... ahdkjashd... i really want to write that divorced!au, but man, i don't have enough ideas to turn it into a full fic!!!!
...also, can y'all tell me if my lohen is... uh, too obsessed? i love yearning men, but i think my lohen might be... too much of a yearner. š please tell me if y'all fw him... because maybe i should tone him down if he feels too ooc...
Maybe it was for the best that Lohen had never had many friends. Not because he was an exceptionally insufferable asshole who loved getting under people's skin, but because if there had been more people in his life who genuinely cared about him...
They'd probably be having heart attacks right about now.
Which, unfortunately, was nothing new where Lohen was concerned. He always fought as though he had nine lives tucked away in reserve. Honestly, you wished he actually did.
"Lohen!" You dropped to your knees beside him, catching him in your arms. Your hands lit up with the power of your vision, its energy bringing comfort as you pressed them against his bleeding wound. "Lohen, can you hear me?!"
"Loud and clear, nightingale," he murmured, somehow still managing to flash you that infuriatingly cocky grin. If one of your hands hadn't been busy keeping pressure on his wound, you would've happily wiped that expression right off his face. "Don't you look beautiful with all that fear in your pretty eyes?"
Lohen lifted a hand and cupped your cheek. Your eyes widened.
He still had the strength ā and the audacity ā to tease you.
His fingertips stroked your skin with surprising tenderness, but they were slick with blood, smearing crimson across your cheek. You barely noticed. You were too focused on stabilizing him. By now, you'd grown used to the fact that even a dying Lohen could still be a monumental pain in the ass.
"It'd be wonderful if you'd stop squirming, Lohen. I'm trying to keep pressure on your wound," you snapped, irritation creeping into your voice. The second you'd gotten word that he was hurt, you'd run here like a mad person. And instead of showing even the slightest bit of gratitude for the fact that you were saving his life, he was making your job even harder.
Lohen was, without a doubt, your favorite patient.
Yeah, right.
He chuckled, utterly unbothered.
"It's not my fault you're so pretty I can't keep my hands off you," he mumbled, his voice noticeably weaker. You frowned. "Oh I want to marry you so badly, nightingale."
"What?"
Lohen looked you straight in the eyes as he said it. Shamelessly. His smile was fading, but the spark in his eyes refused to die.
What an idiot.
"I can't wait to come home and find you waiting in the doorway with a knife in your hand, furious that I'm late again and covered in blood. You can even stab me if you want. I won't mind. I just want to see that beautiful, angry face of yours before I kiss you and beg your forgiveness," he murmured, sounding almost wistful. "But I promise I'll be a good husband to you, nightingale."
As absurd as the whole situation was, you could feel your cheeks burning. Lohen was delirious.
Damn it. He'd lost enough blood that he was rambling now, completely unaware of the nonsense spilling from his mouth.
Which was why his eyesā
Why were his eyes so full of love...?
"Lohen, please. Don't push yourself. I'm almost doneā"
"I think I might be in love with you," Lohen said with complete seriousness, looking straight in your soul, utterly devoted. You went pale. The marriage jokes could still be explained away somehow, but a confession? Oh, Archons. "Will you marry me someday, nightingale?"
Still shocked, you were just about to answer when his hand suddenly went limp, slipping from your cheek as his eyes slowly drifted shut.
"Is he dead?" Varka asked, sounding far more amused than concerned.
You bit your lip and looked up at him, mortified.
"No. He just passed out," you replied. "He lost a lot of blood. But I've stabilized him, so..."
Varka burst into laughter. You let out a miserable groan.
He kept talking ā probably making fun of Lohen ā but you barely heard a word. Your eyes remained fixed on Lohen's face, peaceful and relaxed at last. Even if it was covered in blood. That was beside the point.
Something tightened painfully in your chest at the thought that Lohen felt safe enough to fall asleep in your arms. Safe enough to let himself be completely vulnerable with you.
⦠No.
It wasn't because of you. Varka was here too. That had to be it.
Besides, Lohen had been delirious. People said all kinds of ridiculous things after losing that much blood. And yet...
You would never admit it out loud, but the idea of marrying Lohen didn't seem all that terrible.Ā
After all, as his spouse, you'd have every right to stab him whenever he pulled something like this again. That was the appeal. The freedom to punish him. Nothing more. Surely.
Really.
You brushed a stray lock of hair away from his forehead, your fingers lingering as you gently stroked his hair. Lohen visibly relaxed beneath your touch. You couldn't help but smile.
He was adorable.
As long as he wasn't talking nonsense.

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The fact that it's canon Webttore and Reader kissed here... omg...
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A collection of cute moments spent with the Segments and the original Zandik.
ā” the eight-year-old segment
ā” the eighteen-year-old segment
ā” the twenty-five-year-old segment
ā” the thirty-five-year-old segment
ā” the forty-five-year-old segment
ā” the sixty-five-year-old segment
ā” the original zandik
imagine having an argument with Idia's tablet in the middle of a hallway, and he's getting annoying so you just press the "end call" button and walk away.
i just love fantasizing about dottoreās segments and how they would enjoy their time with you !! With permission from the original of course !
warnings: mentions of blood, knife play, degradation, Dacryphilia (lmk if there are others you see !!) || heavily unedited
characters: segments 18 and 25 || part 2
18
The youngest of the adult segments. Often others would taunt him and say he has no idea what heās doing⦠which is not far from the truth. Poor 18 who was too obsessed with school that he was unable to form any sort of relationship or friendship with his peers.
He definitely has the most obvious wandering eyes compared to the others. Eyes laced with hunger and desire drink your appearance in the lab whenever you stood closer to the original. Sometimes he wouldnāt even notice the way his tongue came out to lick his lower lip or the hardening bulge in his pants when you bent over to pick something up. Sometimes you did notice his staring but brushed it off as him being⦠well himself.
āI donāt want the future. I want the present to stand still. I want to stay here with youā¦āĖāā¢
⦠synopsis: the way to a gamers heart..is you! (in short how loser!dottore shows his love!)
⦠a/n: the fanart belongs to cosonette on tiktok which inspired this whole thing
⢠No idea how he bagged but he bagged regardless.
⢠His actual name is Zandik and his gamer tag is Dottore he was so proud of it, he told everyone to call him Dottore as a nickname. Looking back to it he is embarrassed by his young self and even more embarrassed if you decide to tease him about it.
⢠āDihhtoreā āStopā¹ļøā
⢠He has you saved as muffin in his phone and basically thats your go-to pet nickname! Zandik chose this because yāall met in a cafe that serves the tastiest muffins (and youāre as sweet as muffin to him)
⢠Both an academic and gamer/manga typa loser. He has many medical internships requests, his skills are high demand ā and at the same time he is info dumping large amounts of game lore to you with lightning speed of talking.
⢠or random facts āDid you know that earwax is a type of sweat?ā
⢠His room is full with educational books and manga followed by his figure collection. Its somehow messy and organised at the same time. Whenever you come over Zandik makes effort it atleast looks decent-ish
⢠Corniest pick up lines
⢠āAre you a controller? Because I canāt function without you-ā āBro.ā
⢠Socialising..who is that? He only goes to college, grocery shopping and the nearby cafe that I mentioned. Most dates happen in his room, if you do insist, he will go out with you but he looks like a dear caught in headlights the whole time.
⢠Wears glasses due to being infront of a screen for half of his existence and places them on you sometimes as an failed attempt to flirt.
⢠Hands always sweaty, at first Zandik was even embarrassed to hold hands with you.
⢠He is clingy ā too clingy. This is his first relationship so he just wants you, okay? Doesnāt matter what youāre up to just stay by his side.
⢠For as long as he remembers, Zandik was always an outcast. No matter how smart he just couldnāt get along with his peers, which made him accustomed to hearing his name said with hatred. When you came along and said Zandik with so much love in your voice it was like the Gods finally decided to show him some grace.
⢠His hair is mad fluffy and Zandik wouldnāt refuse you ā if you would want to pet it while he lays down on your lap (please)
⢠Too deep into brainrot I fear
ā.į

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Okay so after this fuck ass story quest I honestly just want to completely ignore the entire canon and imagine Zandik with reader peacefully living in a little isolated cottage in Sumeru after everything went down with no one knowing if theyāre alive or not where they can finally grow old together š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
Although it was a life you had always secretly envisioned for the two of you, now that it had finally come, you admittedly felt a bit out of your element, and you were sure Zandik did as well. That was probably why you two had been lying in silence so often, your cheek pressed against his chest in bed as his hand rested on the top of your head.
Now that you two were free from the binds of fate and moved on from the past, it felt almost... odd. So much of life had been spent struggling against various things; perhaps even you had forgotten how to live normally. It meant... you two had a lot of thinking to do, despite the conflict that spanned hundreds of years finally being over.
"Zandik?" You called to him and tilted your head to catch his gaze, and he let out a noise of acknowledgement as he faced you as well. "You know, this whole thing... It kind of reminds me of when we were in the Akademiya. We used to wake up in bed together just like this. Now though... It's a lot more peaceful."
For there was no reason to rise with the sun, to deal with the hustle and bustle of others in the dorms, or scramble about lest you be late for something. Now, only you two existed, with no duties to attend to but whatever ones you pleased. Having a cozy house in Sumeru where mostly lush greenery lived and wildlife roamed ensured that.
"You aren't wrong," Zandik murmured in agreement as his hand glided along your back. "You were very lively back then." A smile quirked up on his face, and you knew it was meant as some type of tease for how you would pester him at times. You huffed as you pulled yourself up and moved closer to your lover, until you were face to face with Zandik, his fluffy hair tickling you.
"Well, both of us have changed, haven't we? Otherwise... we wouldn't be here right now." You grasped his chin, and his eyes glimmered with something you would not have seen all those years ago.
20 cigs a day is cracking me up so bad bc i have bad lungs⦠pantalone donāt even come near me
makes me wonder if the dottolings (segments) refuse to let him near fragile!reader unless he stopped smoking so much
It wasn't uncommon for you to join Dottore's and Pantalone's meetings, being the former's beloved and having grown close to the latter. Sometimes you would join in with your own opinion. Sometimes you were content to listen to them and giggle at the back and forth. Sometimes you drifted off, but were happy to just be in their presence, and this was one such time. Nibbling at the sweet treats and sipping your warm drink with the sound of the two Harbingers in the background was more than enough to get you to relax. You could vaguely hear that the two were disagreeing on something, as Pantalone leaned back with a sigh, taking a break from fiddling with his rings to instead reach for something in his pocket.
"Must you do that right now?" The scholar let out a sigh of disappointment as he eyed his friend, but it didn't seem to affect Pantalone.
"Feel free to stop me if you like, Doctor," Pantalone chuckled as he was about to flick open his lighter, only to pause when Dottore abruptly stood up to place his hands on your shoulders, trying to usher you to your feet as well.
"Hey!" You were hardly even aware of what was happening, just trying to enjoy your treats, and even Pantalone had opened his eyes with a touch of surprise as he observed the two of you.
"Pantalone, if you wish to ruin your lungs once again, go ahead. But I will not let you ruin theirs, too," Dottore clicked his tongue. "Come now, you can wait somewhere else while we wrap this up." Dottore had already pulled you to your feet, trying to hustle you out the door, not wanting you to get even a whiff of the smoke. Well... Pantalone couldn't even blame Dottore for that reasoning.
"Wait! I-I can convince him!" You wiggled in your lover's grip and said the first thing that came to mind. In truth, you weren't sure what to say. You just wanted to stay with Pantalone.
"While I trust your abilities, if the threat of a second lung transplant won't faze him, then I'm afraid there's nothing you could do to change his mind." Dottore patted your back and shook his head.
if rex lapis ever took a human lover, i believe he would always want to sleep spooning them.
Not purely because of his inhuman size, no. Heād always been fascinated by humans, their day to day lives and their bodies. The different plains and curves remind him of the many mountains heās raised. Perhaps thatās why he began to feel so connected to them and took a human form.
Having a human lover himself, he would take every opportunity to explore their body, including while theyāre sleeping. Not sexually or simply to satiate a burning hunger. No, heād touch them with reverence, running a gentle finger up and down the valley of their waist, the dip of their hip, and the curve of their shoulder. Each scar, or burn, or scab reminds him of the rough, imperfectly perfect nature of the stone he wields. No part would be left untouched.
And if they were to wake up, heād soothe them back to sleep, never stopping his gentle caresses.
Iām so happy people are talking about incel Zandik more ugejehshehd BUT
May I present the version of him who is both a nerdy asshole roommate AND heās like, the best fuck youāve ever had?
MDNI
Imagine knocking on his bedroom door down the hall near your own just to hear him groan a very gravelly, unenthusiastic āwhatā through the other side. You come in and politely tell him youāre just coming to take any dishes and heāll just point at the various cups, plates, bowls, and silverware scattered about his desk space, scraped clean of the food you prepared for him (though heād never admit he liked it). You could hear him clicking furiously whilst playing a game, cussing someone out through his headset every few seconds.
He was rude, a slob, misogynistic, had no life direction, and generally was not the kind of person you ever pictured yourself sharing a living space with. Still, the bills were paid on time and groceries were in the fridge, even if it came at the cost of Zandik demanding a second dinner at 11pm. He had literally zero regard for anyone but himself.
STILL, to your dismay, he was sexy as all hell. You could hear him stroking his cock through the walls every night, muttering under his breath about pornstar tits. Youād accidentally seen him naked when he forgot to fully shut the bathroom door before a shower. He was hung like a fucking horse. You hated him for it.
But you so loved to touch yourself on the opposite side of the wall in time with him, having memorized his sounds and breathing patterns enough to sync up your orgasms <3
And of course he would catch onto this eventually because your noises were distracting him from his gooning sesh (god forbidš). Youād hear irritated footsteps thumping down the hall and your bedroom door would fly angrily open, his sweatpants hanging low at his hips where you could almost follow his lil happy trail down to the goods.
But then heād see you scrambling to cover yourself and this eerie calm would wash over him, like, oh, this slut wants me bad.
Heād spend that next hour plowing you into the mattress so good it would leave you wondering where the fuck he learned to do that and how the fuck he knew exactly where the clit was when youād never seen him remotely near a female that wasnāt yourself. The condom finally conceded and broke after about 20 minutes of straight fucking with no stop.
And heād take so much advantage of having a live in fucktoy roommate that was into him like that! Heād put you on his lap and have you ride him while he ādealt with noobsā on his game, making sure to pick up your moans in the mic. Heād shove you beneath his desk to choke on his cock when he was feeling lazy, tilting your chin up with his fingers just to spit into your mouth after you swallowed his load. Heād use you as a way to blow off steam after shitty matches, folding you into the couch without having muted in his vc.
Of course, this didnāt make him any nicer to you. In fact, you now had a man demanding dinner with his hands all over your thighs and ass, pressing you into the counter. And, though it felt a little wrong, you kinda didnāt mind.
Late night thoughts! Pantalone x Dottore x reader. Fluff.. mostly, pantalone real name
Feofans office is oh so cozy. Perfect place to lay on the beautiful couch and doze. Also a perfect place to be when a certain doctor pisses you off!!
One day you're simply hiding out in his office after Dottore gets a little snappy with you for no reason. Feofan just found it amusing when you told him while pouting on his office couch. Even going as far to go over and pat your head while cooing at you teasingly before leaving to attend a meeting.
Being that the office is BORING without Feofan so you eventually dose off for archons know how long. Sure you woke up a little when you heard the door open.. and when someone joined you on the couch but you just thought it was Feofan and happily accepted it.
That was till you slightly woke up to the door opening again.. at first you grumbled, thinking that Dottore must've finally decided to go to Feofan to complain that you've been both taking all of his attention and been so meanly avoiding him!! Then you heard Feofan go "Oh?" not from the body you're actively laying on.. but from behind you.. Suddenly you're now more than a quarter awake as you look to the direction of the voice with sleep filled eyes.
Feofan then teasingly goes "How cute you two are." While looming over you and Dottore.. Who seems to also be half awake when you glance at him.. suddenly you're not so mad when you see that cute little expression of his and when he just goes "hmmm..?" But theres more pressing concerns being that Feofan looks like he wants to have both of you as full course meals!!
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Feofan when he sees reader and Dottore curled on the couch together:
Prepared to be dragged off.
also I like to think that when Dottore is sleepy or half asleep he just acts like a cute bird, only small noises, no words. Small but cute expressions too

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enemies to⦠fuck buddies?
warnings: public sex (lmk if you see anything else!)
Note: hehe i loveee akadeymia zandik and had to whip up something⦠excuse the smut i havenāt fully written smut like this in 2-3 years so itās quite rusty i apologize || heavily unedited