I've made a huge mistake

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

she sounds so disappointed in herself 😂

Beyoncé makes you ramen noodles, they’re somehow burnt and frozen. You get food poisoning. It’s the best meal you’ve ever had.

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

love that!

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe