Save me from uni

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

LMFAOOOO???

is op actually preventing you from having fun or are you just a bit too defensive over your interests & habits to the point where a stranger in their own space joking or talking about not liking something comes across as a personal attack

Me @ Dino Daddy

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

Millenials killed princess diana

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney