sofia

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

I have long thought my tombstone should ask, "Are the brackets blanced yet?"

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine