And so on and so forth and what have you

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Uh oh, buddy, did you dip the entire baby in the good-at-soccer water? You didn't think ahead and leave, e.g., his heel, mediocre at soccer just in case?

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

me, deleting a post: thankfully İ never said that

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn