You Done Bucked Up

in school/at work: can’t cope because it’s all too much, too many things craving attention, longing for some sweet alone time without school/work: can’t cope because no schedule, also Boredom™, if i spend one more minute alone doing nothing i’ll lose it

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Nothing makes me more entertained than going to “luxury/designer!” websites and looking at all the over-priced, really ugly, boring clothes.  “It’s DESIGNER!” they shout.  “It looks like a 1970′s couch in poor condition!” I reply.

sasuke shoulda teamed up with neji, haku and gaara and completely obliterated konaha and destroyed every single system of “let’s make child soldiers” in ninja land. and then after Neji and Haku shoulda entered a thruple with tenten and opened up a ninja hair salon that specializes in the best no damage silk press of your life.

I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song for them and he didn’t and John Williams just looked at him and said “…The main theme is your song” and Mark was like “WHAT OMG” like he didn’t actually understand before that moment that he was the protagonist.

mark hamill is so disgustingly pure and wholesome and honestly i have never been more here for it than with that beautiful man

IM CRYINGNFN

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

IT’S BACK

german: Marie’s beetle

God’s little cow