Tsar Karl II

snoopy goes grocery shopping at . at the snoopermarket

you guys should just start frotting in the woods

frolicking *

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

Gender is not a PERFORMANCE. It is a COMPETITION. And I am ranking 7,507,694,201 internationally!! HELP!!!!

their clothes are always insanely nice and well put together sometimes they even match like here their makeup is always so cute they're always making cute little drinks directly in the mcdonald's dining area and everyone is always SO MAD at them in the comments but they're literally just sitting there quietly and being #REAL. you never know that the girl making the drink is going to pull out next she just brings the entire fridge and glasses from home. open liquor not even hiding it. not one facial expression is ever pulled. they're some of the last cool people on earth i think.