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To Survive on This Shore, by Jess T. Dugan.

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glumshoe

I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.

A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.

glumshoe

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

glumshoe

“I’m afraid there might be danger,” she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.

The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.

“I can handle danger,” I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. “I am good at handling things.”

glumshoe

“It’s about my husband. He’s gone missing.”

She was not wearing a ring. It means something when a woman does not wear a wedding ring. Usually, it means that she is not married. “Seems your ring has also gone missing,” I said. I hoped her dress would join it.

Her red mouth curved upwards. She was smiling a little. “I don’t wear it outside. A diamond that large would only invite trouble.”

“In my experience, trouble doesn’t wait for an invitation.” I looked at her legs again. They were both still there. “When did you last see your husband?”

#see now i want a really purple noir retelling of the curious incident of the dog in the night-time

finally got around to buying, cutting, stripping, and connecting some decent wire for the passive speakers and can now say with confidence that going phono was strictly an upgrade

#me #waxposting

fancypeopleadventures

#classic

imathers

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daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

prettyyinpunk

#mytwuck

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

heptacon-deactivated20260507

gets drunk to sound more southern and gay

#shhh. shhhhhhh give the whole game away why don't you

gexavery

why doesn't anyone wanna talk 2 me 😢

gexavery

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hustlerose

im on mobile can someone please edit this image for me? i want the text to be the same but move and resize it so it says

FUCK ALL MY HOMIES

HATE

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

ask and you shall receive

worldwarthree

diseasehaver

taking my first toddling steps past the vinyl setup that has served me for a decade; i'll always love you, atlp-60 from barnes & noble and whatever half-decent aux-connected computer speakers i could get my hands on, but it's time for a growing girl to learn what an amplifier is and what all those knobs do

diseasehaver

honestly i don't know if i'm meant to have this much control over my shit. knobs for counterweight and anti-skate? that's on me now? i have to know how to do that? in miss lp-60's class we would push the start button and she'd give us a juice box

#waxposting

taking my first toddling steps past the vinyl setup that has served me for a decade; i'll always love you, atlp-60 from barnes & noble and whatever half-decent aux-connected computer speakers i could get my hands on, but it's time for a growing girl to learn what an amplifier is and what all those knobs do

#me #waxposting

mlarayoukai-archive

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

my automobile isn't all that great

my automobile is a piece of crap

my automobile is a little wack and my friends are just as screwy as my automobile

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dark-fri3ren

i just learned the name of the first recorded person to die in a motorboat racing accident and guess what it is

sea grave this dude was a fucking ace attorney victim

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