too emo too fast

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

This is what the vertical video format was invented for

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

dick cheney dying on election day got me thinking about how i never gave you a vote of confidence. i was a dick who was only cheining you down. i would go to war for your bush baby 🥀

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.