It Rhymes with "Limeade"

pheromones aren't real. sweat is just that good.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

fully sober in the club googling vampires

my personal experience of Iron Lung is sooo special to me. i watched the movie in the cinema but i had poured a 15% ABV alcoholic energy drink directly into my slushy which sank directly to the bottom, failed to consider this, essentially skulled that whole drink before the credits were even finished and was so drunk i dont remember any of the movie other than that i continued to sip my second drink every time markilplier said "fuck" or "when there was blood on screen" and then tried to rewatch it in 144p on a projector on my BLUE living room wall where it looked like the evil version of Iron Lung where instead of blood it was shit. not had any thoughts about the movie ever since and i think thats very beautiful. someone tell Markiplier im sorry.

It’s important that everyone knows he lives in my house

realised i meant trailers and not credits, killing myself

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

Being bad at something until you’re good at it is a lot easier when you’re having fun. Which is possible more often than you think it is but is also sometimes not possible unfortunately

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".