KaiserinJacky

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

It’s so rare to see a gifset with perfect comedic timing

flareon is very fluffy and would be so so so warm to hold did you know that

i hold my flareon and give a wide smile as my clothes catch fire all the while my flareon is very happy they are going :3 and im like on the floor now on fire please help me

if your flareon sets you on fire when you cuddle it, it is a skill issue or perhaps you are not pure of heart. i simpyl do not have this problem

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)