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watching shera for the first time and glimmer's version of catra.......mother in christ.

The voice is so silky too GODDAMN

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i-am-a-fish

does anyone here play magic the guthering

kaiserinjacky

yeah a bit. mostly commander

kaiserinjacky

as someone who’s played deltarune probably half a dozen times now, there’s one question i have that i have *never* seen a convincing answer to, not in a theory not in anything, i’ve barely even seen this brought up by ANYONE.

why does susie seem to know more than she should?

exhibit A

Why is ralsei’s form so shocking to susie? ralsei looking like asriel is shocking to the player because we played undertale and possibly picked up on ralsei being an anagram of asriel, sure. but why does susie react so strongly?

exhibit B

in chapter 3 we can play a racing game against susie. normally you lose embarrassingly because you can’t see the screen, but if you use the right inputs then you can actually win.

now, tell me. susie. “how the heck”? why is it surprising that we win this game? kris is sitting right next to you and is a KNOWN gamer. susie’s surprise makes sense if she *KNOWS* that we are looking down from a specific angle.

sure both of these situations could just be coincidences, but it just… *feels* wrong. like there’s something there you can’t quite itch. maybe there are more similar occurrences to look out for that i’ve missed.

kaiserinjacky

seriously if i am insane and this is a nothing burger and that's why nobody talks about it please explain why or else this will bother me for forever

kaiserinjacky

more evidence. maybe

doyouknowthischaracter

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

doyouknowthischaracter

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

Danku lesbiennes!

Sadly it is impossible to know what this means as an English speaker

adivinedragoness

@demilypyro

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cellarspider

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

gothicprep

the late senator graham and i disagreed on pretty much everything, but credit where it’s due. this quote of his is an all-timer:

it’s arguably the most honest thing that anyone has said in politics.

dasloddl

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

gay--dog

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

gay--dog

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

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megafaunabracket

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals

DR PEPPER VS SPRITE

DR PEPPER

SPRITE

Voting ended onAug 9

#DR PEPPER #DR PEPPER I BELIEVE IN YOU #DR PEPPER YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

nooboonation

I love science <3

mutantrenegade

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

cm8x-insanity

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

gallusrostromegalus

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

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orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

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