Hwæt!

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

you should come within biting range. no reason

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

yeag

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

who brought this back fUC k oFf

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.