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Fitz as the Death Cap

The deadliest mushroom in the world and difficult to identify because it comes in many hues and shapes, this little shit will most certainly kill you, or if not, it will make you so sick you wish you were dead. Also kind of looks like a dick when it first pops up from the ground.

Molly as the Golden Chanterelle

A beautiful honey golden treasure of the forest, one of the best food mushrooms in the world! Impossible to tame cultivate, you have to make an effort for these beauties but they're well worth it!

Verity as the Liberty Cap

Verity gets my favourite one! these little guys might not look like much but don't let the looks fool you! eating these will make you see the Skill river and hear the thoughts of sea captains a thousand miles away.

Careful though, the world they show you might get addictive.

The Fool as the Cornflower Bolete

These babies change colour! They're perfectly edible but people often find them weird because, well, they have a very unnatural colouring:/ but that just makes them cuter!

Ilistore as the Destroying Angel

Stunning, but deadly, these beauties are like ghosts on the forest floor, pure white and hella toxic. A good rule of thumb with mushrooms, if it's all white it's not alright.

Regal as the Poison Fire Coral

An anomaly among poisonous mushrooms, these little wankers aren't pale or gray or brown but vibrant fiery red and toxic as fuck. They grow out looking like tiny hands making rude gestures.

Will as the Funeral Bell

These motherfuckers look so boring they're generally known as the little brown mushrooms and very easily confused with many edible fungi which makes them all the more dangerous.

Chade as the Lion's Mane

This fuzzy mop of weirdness is a whole science lab on its own! An ancient remedy against all kinds of ailments, including dementia, it contains compounds that stimulate brain cell growth! A must have snack for all you mad scientists out there

Kettricken as the Field Blewit

These beautiful purple mushrooms are edible but can cause stomach problems for sensitive individuals:') They're very family oriented and usually grow in fairy rings