He looks like he wants that cookie but is also scared of the said cookie
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He looks like he wants that cookie but is also scared of the said cookie
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brendon had a problem. he liked people that were a little dumb.
not stupid. stupid annoyed him, but he usually chose people who were slower to the draw, a touch less quick to snipe.
his attending during his psych rotation picked up on it; said he preferred surrounding himself with people he viewed as intellectually beneath him, smaller fishes.
that whitaker intern was gonna be a problem.
he obviously wasn’t stupid. he got into a competitive residency. dr. robby seemed to like him and the man wasn’t known for tolerating mediocrity, but he had these dumb, big eyes, and his comebacks weren’t exactly on the tip of his tongue.
brendon’s type exactly.
reattachments were always a hot topic, lower limbs especially. the ER would like to know it was successful. brendon was told he ought to work on his interdisciplinary courtesy. he sunk down to where the bottom feeders lived for the third time that day, and found the man he was looking for.
dennis startled when the shark snuck up on him. park moved silently and stood close enough dennis could see the shine on his teeth.
“uh, dr. park! what can i do for you?”
his almost black eyes traced dennis’s face. sand color hair, ocean blue eyes. brendon wanted to bite, not to kill, just for curiosity. he used his mouth to talk instead. “thought you’d like to know the surgery was successful. the leg was certainly irrigated.” he smoothed back his grey-toned hair.
dennis swallowed. his throat felt like he’d taken a gulp of salt water. “that’s great! i-i did know what you meant back there. i’m not…” he trailed off, nervously wring his hands.
“don’t be scared of me,” park smirked. “it’s just how i am. don’t mean anything by it.” he grabbed a pen from dennis’s scrub pocket and took his notepad. “you know what they say about shark teeth, right?” brendon flicked through the papers until he got to a blank page.
“i-um-i’m from nebraska, actually. completely landlocked,” dennis stuttered. “so…no.”
brendon huffed a little as he clicked the pen and started writing. this kid was just on the right side of pathetic. “let me educate you on one of the most efficient predators on earth then.” he closed the notepad, put in on the nurses station, and returned the pen back to dennis’s pocket. “sharks have filthy mouths.”
dennis felt a shiver run through him at the intense look. he took a while to eek out a quiet, “ok, doctor.”
“now, swim along and tell your attending about the reattachment,” park ordered.
dennis nodded as park was already gliding away, brushing shoulders with him as he went back to the elevators. he checked what the attending had written in his notepad, thinking it could be relevant to the case report.
it was a phone number. dennis felt like he was being swallowed whole.

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this is very important to me and a few other fucked up individuals
Jack getting to work a shift with Dennis for the first time after months of only really knowing him through Robby's eyes and hearing him describe Dennis as "sweet and awkward but earnest" and the spark of pure delight that runs through him when he witnesses the way Dennis' face curls up all bitchy and mean as he makes some smartass remark during the very first hour of their shift and the brat tamer within Jack starts to itch.
Jack should've known Robby would be too soft and goo goo eyed to fully recognize the absolute menace of a boy he's been mooning over.
Anytime there’s a hot old man around, Dennis’s puppy bottom eyes just activate like a fucking beacon
“please fuck me please fuck me please fuck me”
This one resonated with me
please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious
last november i stopped working at an office job that was so deeply Corporate™️ it seemed like the setup to a bit. like, every joke you’ve ever heard about a miserable, soul-sucking, completely pointless pencil-pushing job was modeled after this place. management was so afraid of people having personalities that male employees were not allowed to have pierced ears per company policy.
as is somehow Mandatory for jobs like these, anyone in a position of power made it their job to make everyone else’s lives as miserable as possible with constant micromanaging. like, i got told in a strongly worded email to reorder the $2 plastic shelves in my cubicle that i used to store spare paper. it was fucking dire.
but anyways. the reason i quit has to do with what im talking about in the original post. despite the fact that i was consistently at the top of our department leaderboards (yes, we had those, they were emailed out daily) my manager decided that because i couldn’t stay late one day because of a doctors appointment, i needed a Talking To.
he spent an entire day hounding me about this single event, saying that it was a “growing pattern of careless behavior” and that i “forced [my coworkers] to stay until 6 pm”
obviously i felt awful. i was friends with everybody on my team! i didnt want to inconvenience them!! even thought i knew that he was being too harsh, the guilt trip still got to me. but every time i tried to defend myself and explain what was actually going on, he would double down and make it an even bigger issue. this kept going and going until the situation got spun into me being a terrible employee who needed an Action Plan, and i was Ruining The Department, and Everyone Was Going To Stay Overtime Because Of Me.
while i was dealing with this instead of, yknow, actually doing the work that is apparently so dire, i realized… it wasn’t that serious. like, not even fuckin close. the things my coworkers had to do overtime to complete? folding papers. and while yes, it was shitty that they had to stay so late to finish up, i wasn’t the one who made them do it. my manager did! and there were literally dozens of other options to pick from instead, including just leaving the work for me to do the next day! the work we did was nowhere near time sensitive, and certainly not worth the overtime the company paid.
but because i wouldn’t just roll over and accept a chewing out that i didn’t deserve, my manager decided to keep laying on the pressure until i caved. man was assigning legitimately apocalyptic levels of intensity over folding papers. i went from being an asset to the team to getting yelled at by both him and his manager for my “poor performance.”
so i quit. because it’s not that serious.
this whole shitshow is a standard tactic that employers use to trick you into signing away more of your life to the job. make you feel stupid, make you feel like the menial tasks you perform have these dire consequences that simply do not exist. ramp up your anxiety over nothing. they will punish other people because you aren’t slaving away hard enough, and then say that it’s your fault in the first place. you’re not being a team player! you’re not pulling your weight! don’t you see that everyone else is doing their part? don’t you understand what will happen if you don’t contribute?
it is absolutely fucking vital that you don’t listen to any of it. it is even more so that you don’t fall for it when they try to pull this tactic to get you to turn against someone else. the most effective tactic to get someone to fall in line in a workplace is social ostracization. don’t be a tool for your boss to use to manipulate someone else.
it is never that serious.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
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Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
…well what the fuck is this
Art.
Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
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A small piece I wrote on grief
Grief doesn’t go away. You pack it up in a box in the hallway closet and sometimes it falls out and scatters along the floor. But you pick it up and pack it away just as gently as the first time. You’ll pull it out on anniversaries, birthdays or holidays but even when you move houses it’ll be the first box you pack up. Sometimes the box will find its way to you on a busy street or in a cozy coffee shop quietly demanding to be seen and picked through. No grief does not go away but you make room for it and you learn from it.
Happy Fuck These Guys Day to everyone, whether you celebrate or not. Go find a Native org to support.
Jonathan was getting flashbacks from the time he tried salvaging Nancy’s relationship with Steve by giving him credit for his own show of affection, that’s why he clocked Will so fast

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my endgames >>
if you dont love him at his
you dont deserve him at his