Howdy Y’all!

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

the inherent eroticism of women who usually keep their hair up letting it down in your private company

i don't know what it was about april 30th 2026 specifically, but in the span of about two hours this post got reblogged 50 times. this really hits home but on only very specific days at very specific hours en masse huh

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.