Shtuff.

i must not doomscroll. doomscrolling is the mind-killer. doomscrolling is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

ecofascist rhetoric getting popular again and i don’t like it one bit

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

It’s back on my dash. 😂

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽

Why do I feel like I should print this out, frame it, and hang it in my office?

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

The grenade is hypothetical.

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

you just know once the AI boom is over every corperation is going to be ovsessed with the idea of "no AI used at any point!!!" as a marketing technique to try and sell to an anti ai market, and you know its going to work on a Lot of people. disneys gonna come out with a new movie after the AI bubble pops like "and NO AI WAS USED unlike xyz competitor because we are a brand that VALUES true human work" and they're going to hook a LOT of people like that.

they're gonna "new coke vs coke original taste" this bitch and i just know it.