The Knight Begins To Shine

imagine being the accounts who went on deranged rants about mousegirls, having to face the fact you inadvertently caused a boom in mousegirl sexualization on tumblr. I would never recover.

"fraternizing" is such a fun type of relationship. like you're not supposed to hang out with that guy so we're going to use a word for it that makes it sound as cool and interesting as possible for you to hang out with that guy.

anyway who wants to fraternize with me. it DOES have to be gay and we WILL be making out btw.

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

Opposite energy of my 6’1 aunt who said to me “are you short? I had no idea. Everyone looks the same height to me because I look down at them.”

This hits way too close to home. Also, important question: what DOES work? I got hope from all those things and they didn’t work and I’m still trying to find something that does so I can get my shit together at least enough to do the stuff I actually Wanna do.

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

do you think prometheus would like us

@spiritspodcast

that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

Bring back the porn