toxic mega cunt

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

TRUE.

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

what are some indoor hobbies other than blogging and drug abuse

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

my hot take about astrology is that i dont think it says anything in particular about anyones personality but i do like having a little shape and animal related to when i was born :)

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person