Dude. I Want Snuggles And Not These Struggles.

never underestimate my ability to stay tf home

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

" kill them with kindness " wrong . brain grid blood battle technique form 999 🩸🩸🩸✝️✝️✝️

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

Quick, everyone reblog this

LMAFOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S HOW IT BE TOO I HATE THESE TALENTED AS MUTHA FUCKERS LOOOL.

dude in the middle fuckin me UP

Girls will be undergoing three emotional crises at once and will come on here and blog like it's all chill

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

I’m crying this is High Art 

that’s some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a long time

In another universe this is what happened when we hacked into IRIS.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

WAIT