professional blorbo haver and gold star bisexual

Lend your power to me, lion...

happy “reunited for longer than they were broken up” day

how insane is this though. i remember where i was when the shrine show was announced

i get very #insufferable when I get comfortable with people

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

I never really understood cock warming as a kink but then I pictured an Italian guy from new Jersey saying "I'm just schwarmin it up!" And yeah no I still don't get it

i've been more peer pressured to watch star wars in my life than to do drugs

when there’s a pregnancy plot line in an otherwise fine show i’m like either she aborts the baby or i abort the show

actresses stop getting botox i need to see the frown & veins on your face when you scream

kate slander will NOT be tolerated in this household