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witch putting a silencing spell on a handkerchief and then getting too used to it for one reason or another (the fetish; being generally guarded about sneezing; etc). it’s only after they’ve already loaned it or lost the spell on it that they are bodily reminded just how hard it is to silence their sneeze without it
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Wizard with the kink making a magic doll of their romantic partner and having them watch on while the wizard teases the doll's nose, knowing they'll be feeling the effects of that activity any moment n-oh, there it is!
there really is something incredibly hot about those scenarios revolving around an argument, like "i'm trying to be mad at you right now", but the other person just can't stop sneezing.
especially when it's completely unintentional, but completely unavoidable at the same time. it's the additional layers of subtext; it's the "oh god, i don't mean to-i'm not doing this on purpose, i swear, i just-i can't stop-"
it's the extra layer of humiliation there, the "i feel guilty about this, like, oh, god, that must really suck for them, i feel really bad, but i really can't help it-!"
"Do you have a cat by any chance?"
"I've got two! how could you tell? Do I give off cat-lady vibes?"
"No, no, it's just that since you sat down next to me my nose has been getting really itchy, and I was hoping it was a coincidence. Sorry. I'll move."
Lines of dialogue from a fic I'm too lazy to actually write.
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"And we simply must have lilies!"
"Don't be silly. Why on earth would you want lilies?"
"Lilies are fashionable. I heard that Lady Davenport had several arrangements of lilies at her last gathering."
"Lilies are expensive."
"I know perfectly well what we can afford, Richard."
"And they make you sneeze."
"Nonsense! you're being silly now. Lilies are quite the most fashionable flower to display at present, and I will have some brought in. That's an end to it."
"Far be it from me to stop you making a fool of yourself. Just promise not to bankrupt us both doing it."
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"Afternoon, Clara! I see the lilies are hard at work."
"Wh- hhIH'tsshiih! What are you talking about?"
"Dare I suggest you are a touch sneezier than is usual?"
"Not in that tone of voice. The servants have been rearranging the house at my direction all morning, it is only natural for there to be some dust in the air. I am sh- snf! sure it will have quite settled in an hour or two."
"If you say so. Though it is making your nose a trifle flushed."
"Then I shall powder it! Good grief, Richard, have you nothing useful to do with your life, that you must needle at everything I do? Kindly find yourself some occupation elsewhere and st-stop botheriing m-eh- hH... hIHH'tsshiih!!"
"Delighted to. You really oughtn't to rub your eye like that, you know."
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Very annoying that the heat (weather) seems to boost my general horniness while also sapping my energy, devastating my ability to concentrate on anything, and severely restricting the time I can spend with my friend Computer.
Nevertheless we persist.
Someone attending a spring gala wearing a very fitted dress they bought for an event last fall. When she wore it then, she remembers it being almost pleasantly tight- not all that noticeable- but something in the gardens at this event is supercharging her hayfever and she sure is noticing it now.
After an hour during which needing to sneeze out the itch occasionally has become needing to sneeze all the time, help me, the deep breaths her body is demanding she take are now seriously threatening the seams.
Yeah @n0seferatu I was too much of a coward to put this in the post but you are soooooo correct.
Someone attending a spring gala wearing a very fitted dress they bought for an event last fall. When she wore it then, she remembers it being almost pleasantly tight- not all that noticeable- but something in the gardens at this event is supercharging her hayfever and she sure is noticing it now.
After an hour during which needing to sneeze out the itch occasionally has become needing to sneeze all the time, help me, the deep breaths her body is demanding she take are now seriously threatening the seams.
Somebody not realising they even need to sneeze until right in the middle of their sehhntehHH...
Lying partially across their beloved, still pretending to be more than half-asleep so they can keep listening to their partner trying so hard (but so innefectually) not to wake them with this morning's allergy attack.
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Feeling like as a backseat passenger they can't object to the car windows being down but also the constant stream of air is making their eyes water and their nose run and it feels full of... dust? pollen? both? does it matter? They can feel an epic sneezing fit building up, just waiting for a final trigger, and they do not have enough tissues to deal with that.
Writing weird little CYOA scenarios on Twine that I'll probably never write enough to finish again.
We are what we are.
Somebody who can tell their partner must be getting sick because they're suddenly trying to hold back their sneezes. They wouldn't normally care about sneezing in front of their partner, but they're obviously trying to avoid it. Almost as though they're trying to hide something...
i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.
Once again in a State of Collapse.
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im actually just really proud of how this art of my oc raizenauld came out so i wanted to post it by itself and not just part of his sketch page & bio
just wanted to drop in and say you are one of my favorite snz creators on here! your writing just feels so charming and natural and it seems like you actually know the characters, even when the story is just a little snippet.
i think its so appealing because a lot of your writing is about original characters going about their lives and sneezing happens to be a part of their life at that point in time. all the fun one-off stories you write are such delights and i really appreciate this blog. hope you have a wonderful day!!
Aw, thank you!
I know I've talked about my frustration at not having it in me to do much longer fiction or the kind of fanfic I used to, but I guess all the practice has made me better at the snapshot stuff, huh?
Bad-at-taking-compliments fumbling aside, I have a lot of fun with this stuff (you can probably tell...) so it's nice to know that other people are enjoying the results!
