Etc.

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking