Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?Â
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.Â
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.Â
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote âEdgar, youâre not funnyâ aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE âEDGAR ALLAN POEâ POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed âShakespeareâ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote âThe lovely and handsome Shakespeareâ but Poe burst in saying âThe dreadful and lonely Shakespeareâ.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED â I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.â
IâM DONE.
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
âSomebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ainât the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a âLâ on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they donât stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didnât make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So whatâs wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. Youâll never know if thou donât go. âYouâll never shine if you donât glowâ, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, youâre an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, youâre a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinionâŚâ
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDNâT STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE âEdgar shut up Iâm trying to writeâ and he changed it to âEdgar shut up Iâm meagerly attempting to writeâ THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in âHelloâ and Shakesphere erased it and wrote âBegone with this rubbish.â
HOW R00d
I typed âparty in the Usaâ and Poe changed party to âill-fated gatheringâ
Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed âlittle bitchâ to âlittle seething wench.â











