Love Is The Ultimate Trip

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

“The b in lgbt stands for bald”

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

does anyone know if it’s possible

ok good I was getting worried

Coworker (60) was cursing under his breath to himself trying to get something to work on his computer. Other coworker (25) asked, "Are you winning son?" which went unanswered for quite a while, until finally coworker (60) very quietly went "..........'son'?"

oooo wee oooo i feel just like bunny rabbit

ooh ohh and youre grass n leaves n more

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

life row inmate eating his first meal

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it