Just Girl Things

you can’t even dig up your lovers grave and pry open their casket and cradle their corpse to your chest anymore. because of woke

streets are saying Trump is dead and im trying not to get my hopes up but im also on the verge of busting a nut so hard it tears a hole through the fabric of time and space

The hill I’ll die on is this: Margot Robbie is exactly the right person to cast to make this point. It’s the narrator who seems to have missed the real point which is that even when you’re as conventionally beautiful as Margot this world full of capitalism and misogyny conspires to make you feel as though you’re not beautiful enough.

gathers mutuals like Jesus did for the last supper : one of you will block me

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.