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James mentioning his parents in front of Sirius
regulus writing death threats to james potter. but. whatabout james potter writing them back.
james who has gotten so many atp and they make him laugh because holy shit siri's brother is so dramatic so he just decides what the heck and writes one back.
reg who is shell-shocked because what do you mean james sunshine potter wrote that and dorcas and barty finding him holding the letter like he's not sure if it's forged and just bursting into laughter.
reg eventually writing back with... wait for it... an even more severe death threat. james writing back with something even worse.
this happening for about a month, just exchanging death threats which first get gruesome and then just ridiculous as they both start running out of ideas. reg putting them in his nightstand drawer and flipping through them when he needs a laugh. james putting them on his wall and just cackling every time he sees them.
eventually james gets tired of delivering them to each reg's common room so he just walks over to the slytherin table and drops an envelope next to reg's plate. reg opens it more eagerly than he'll ever admit to find two sheets of paper and the first sheet just says "im sending bears to maul you. bears attached." and on the second sheet it has the worst drawings regulus has ever seen of 10-12 creaturesque scribbles, each individually labeled "bear".
and reg just starts giggling. uncontrollably. barty and evan are looking at him shocked.
and james potter, across the hall at the gryffindor table, is grinning like he's just won the lottery.
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Dick, walking into kitchen: hey guys , any idea where Tim is? i need his help with this case.
Steph,painting Jasons nails (lost a bet): i saw him on the cave couch when i was down there, that what about an hour ago so idk if hes still there.
Dick: yeah but i was just down there and Bruce was napping there.
Jason: where else would he be? have you tried calling his phone?
Dick: he never answers his phone, he has some freaky mind powers for knowing when something is an actual emergency .
they sit in silence for a minute
Cass: wait you said Bruce was napping on the couch? didnt he just get off patrol with a heavy concussion?
more silence
Steph realsing: OMG
Jason,also realising : rip Timmy, concussed 210 pound Bruce decides when the hug ends
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in the cave on the cave couch.
Alfred: you alirght in there master Tim?
Tim: its like a really heavy ,slightly bloody ,weighted blanket.
This is soooo stupid but I woke up laughing so hard
Dreamt there was like a little fan book released to the public about malevolent. Like a bunch of characters thoughts on various things. There was a Noel journal section. Written like he was still in New York post s4. There was a section where he was gathering up recipes for John and Arthur, ones he knew they liked and ones he thought they’d like. And the first ones was just like a nondescript sandwich for Arthur. On the second page theres a picture of a cucumber sandwich with some sauce and below it handwritten “John knows cucumbers.” Page turn, a small slider bun with 5 slices of cucumber, notes saying- “He loves those cucumbers.” The other page- “He knows that crunch.” With a picture of like just 3 slices of cucumber.
I have been repeating “he knows that crunch” for three hours now💀
I was possessed by the crunch. 🥒
waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

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Japanese Giant salamander painting sold to benefit the Shiga Giant Salamander Preservation Society hosted by the Cincinnati Zoo!
happy canada day. please consider donating to an indigenous-led charity. fuck colonialism.
indian residential school survivors society (BC)
toronto indigenous harm reduction (ON)
native women's resource centre of toronto (ON)
water first (nationwide)
indspire (nationwide)
miskanawah (AB)
ma mawi wi chi itata centre (MB)
manitoba indigenous cultural education centre (MB)
native women's shelter of montreal (QC)
native friendship centre of montreal (QC)
first light (NL)
list of indigenous charitable organizations sorted by cause (nationwide)
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
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think I've been mildly cursed by a witch
for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely
the witch is called enshittification
excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or
Humor aside. Don't buy another USB-C laptop charger. Buy a USB-C power adapter rated for the same power needs as the laptop, Anker makes high quality ones. Then you can easily replace the cable if it wears out.
The power adapter is the expensive part, the cable is cheap, but the cable is always going to fray first. Plus, you can buy a braided cable, or a right-angle cable which are less likely to break in the same way depending on how you use your laptop, and you can get whatever length of cable is convenient for you.
holy shit you've circumvented the witch's curse. yeah it's the same cable that gives out on me. replaceable parts that so fucking sexy. I'm assuming I just buy one that's the same wattage (65W) as my laptop needs? damn that witch is gonna be PISSED
You can buy one stronger than your laptops needs if you want. Devices these days are smart enough at power management to only take what they need, so a 100w charger won't brick your laptop or anything, but 65w will work perfect.
The only other thing is that not all USB-C cables are created equally. The form factor is standardized, the insides are not, some shitty, cheap, cables are only rated for data not power, or for low power needs. You can search for charging cable to make sure you get one intended for power transfer.
This witches curse effected me for years on end before I discovered this. I'm happy to foil their efforts once more.
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You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.