CoffeeTrees

Bruce insulting Batman in interviews is an amazing concept because he will not insult his kids. Like he is saying that Batman is dumb and not even a real Bat but if those little boys want to be birds they should live their dreams and they are the greatest thing to come out of Gotham in centuries. It gets so bad that interviewers ask the former Robins why Bruce hates Batman but loves Robin and all the kids develope telepathy for just a moment and declare its because Bruce lost custody of them in his divorce from Batman.

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

#good in fiction but also vital for real life#let yourself feel these ways about people#recognize the distinction between feelings and values!#let yourself feel the love and the hatred and act with your values regardless