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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

I am SO excited for artfight this year omfreakingg!! Definitely gonna use this because this year is the first year I plan to participate! >:)

Luke’s face is what makes this.

This line has unironically been incorporated into my family's speech patterns, and I'm glad to know other people understand the BRILLIANCE!

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

Hey OP what happened to you

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

wait can I submit something

I have multiple submissions for the producer to pick from

Oscar the grouch is guarding my fic from AI, and I stand by that fact

i love a duo that's just one brilliant, insane freak of a person and then just a guy who's having the worst time of his life.

Rincewind and Twoflower, except one of them is an idiot

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

How... how do you write a villain, then? If I can't write a bad character, how the freak am I supposed to write a villain??? Forget that, what kind of Mary Sue horseshit would I have to turn out for a hero? Where would the morally complex side characters go? What about the antiheroes?! If I'm a bad person for writing a villain, then I'm glad I've already reserved my spot in Hell.

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!